Wednesday, March 15, 2006
A-hem.... tdy my blog topic is gonna be pretty interesting and useful to alot alot of pple I guess.... Hahaha....
I 've read a book, and this particular topic actually caught my attention...."Boy or Girl, you decide..." I've actually read abt this like last year, when I was doing my confinement lor....so pardon me if I left out anything...."p...hey I'm kind enough to share this with you guys k...Be complacent! Complacent!!....
Ok...where should I start....Hmmmm alright here I go...
I guess alot of us are aware that its the X & Y sperms that actually decide on the genital of the baby....but how many of you are aware of the charactaristics of these X & Y sperms??
Well, tdy *Ahem* Moi *Ahem*, will be here to brief you more on this ^___^
Do you know we, ladies only hv the "X" sperms in us....while guys actually hv both the "X" & "Y" sperms, that hv the final say on the genital of your baby....
So guys...stop blaming your dear wifey if she can't "bestow" you a son...blame it on yourself k...
"p......
So, what combination will give you a baby girl and baby boy? I believed alot of you hv the answer on hand...Yesh!....A "XY" will give you a baby boy, while "XX" - a baby girl! ^__^
BUT do you know.....
- "Y" sperm is a fast "swimmer", but with shorter "life span".... While "X" on the other hand is although a slower "swimmer", but they "lives" longer ^___^ ....
- "Y" sperm "lives" better in an acidic condition, while "X" in an alkaline condition.....(You may think...what the heck...relaxxxxx...continue reading and you will go "Orhhhhhh"....)
Errr....what else huh....OK i think thats all...(^ o ^)
Next....So what should you do...if you want a ....
GIRL:
- You will hv to "consummate" with your love one like 3-4 days earlier then your ovulate date. As mentioned abv..."Y" hv short lifespan mah...so by the time you ovulate, all "Y" sperms will be "dead", leaving only the "X" sperms fighting to the end....wakakaka...
- Next, did I mentioned that "X" lives better in alkaline condition?! Hence, ladies good news!! A-hem...pls make sure you reached orgasm k, cause the mucus that we produced during orgasm, provide an excellent alkaline "habitat", prolonging their lifespan...
** Dun laugh k...that wet wet "stuff" we produced, is really termed "mucus"....To think back, its pretty similar texture and "feel" frm the mucus that come out frm our nose what...I did chk the dictionary hor....Humpppp....**
- If you alrdy hv like 4 boys at home, and you die die want your 5th one to be a girl.... then mayb you may like to use "tonnes" of soap or anything alkaline to clean your gential part when taking your shower.... You shld know soap is alkaline right.....Go knock your head on the wall if you dunno k....("_)...pls knock hard hor....*Rolling my eyes*...
If you want a BOY:
- You will hv to consummate during your "peak" ovulating period....as "Y" being the faster swimmer will be "fast" enuf to "get in" ....
- Well, as mentioned, "Y" sperms lives better in acidic condition right....so...ladies you will hv to "suffered" abit, and *a-hem*...try not to reach your orgasm lor....or else the "habitatual" condition will turn unfavourable for the "Y" sperms....
**I think I forget something here...damn it...just can't ring a bell....what huh....what huh??!!....**
- OK...next is of course to provide an acidic living condition fr the "Y" sperms lor...plsss....dun worry...I'm not talking abt those acid in bottle with a skeleton head and a "X" bone underneth. I'm talking about organic acid here....like frm orange & lime....Ya if I rem correctly...I think you hv to wash your genetial part with some orange or lime juice leh....Eeeeeee............
I think bb girl also not bad huh....ask me wash my genital part with lime juice??!! I think I don't mind hving more girls at home lor....dun you know there is a saying...'Hving a girl, will guarantee you hor fan for supper at old age"....Yehhh...so no worries fr me...I'm gonna hv hor fan fr supper at old age!!!!
Errr....so far...I havent buy my mum hor fan fr supper lor....wakakaka.....OK OK...buy her tomorrow nite....^___*
Plsss huh...there is no 100% guarantee fr above hor...dun curse and swear if you didn't get want you want huh...."p
Happy trying everyone!!!!!!!!!!
