Good lor...they are now in between the clouds...crossing South China Sea on their way to Guangzhou liao lor...
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Leaving me all alone here to decompose and collect
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Good lor...Four days of absolute bliss... enjoying lotsa delicacies ( I hope they put on weight and feel ugly)...doing lotsa shopping ( I hope the crowd will drown them)...enjoying the fabulous cold weather ( I hope they catch a cold) ...with the cold breeze carassing their face and feel the tendrils of their hair whip the air and tickle their cheeks ( I hope the hair will poke their eyes)...
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Haha...yesh...I. Is. Evil...extremely evil when one is seeing green and freezing in the stupid office on a Saturday morning...
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I can't wait for them to come home on Tuesday and hear them lament about the trip...
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Muahahahahahahaha...
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Absence really makes the heart grows founder...
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My tears threatened to spill when I was giving Dad the goodbye hug...
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I'm so gonna miss him...
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Hopefully the haircut this afternoon gonna perk me up alittle ^___* ...
Show you the big ass face first =D... Wait lah...Zoom out slowly mah... She is so adorable in her Santarina outfit can... As soon as she changed into that santarina outfit... Everybody in the house start to fish out their cameras to take picture of her... Gosh...She must have felt like some polar bear in the zoo... =) ' I swear I'm so gonna cut that god damn hair before 2007 arrives! You all just wait huh...you wait... Lin almost died of happiness receiving my Xmas pressie... Apparently...She had left my X'mas pressie at some retail outlet...yet to redeem lor... BITCH... ' Lucky she compensated by getting Tenia a DKNY denim dress... I repeat...D.K.N.Y ok... ' Or else...I make sure she will be talking to my hand for the rest of her life...*bleah* Baby Rei unleashing Lin's maternal instinct... Go lah Lin...All you need is sperm donor... =) Me and all the babes that didn't once ditch me =D Damn...my hair is such a disastrous...I look like a piece of shit man... ' ' Then off we went for our next X'mas gathering... ' I had the best X'mas dinner ever...all food steaming and deliciously aromatic and placed in front of us with great flourish... What is X'mas without Turkey... Hotdogs that taste as good as it looks... Macoroni that is out of the world... The all time fav mushroom soup that will send you to seventh heaven... and so many more...I'm just so lazy to upload... ' I was too full to even move a limb at the end of the dinner... All thanks to our BIG chef...Alfred!! Yesh...he meticulously prepared each and every single dish on the table for our X'mas feast...SINGLE-HANDEDLY!!! He had definitely washed me over with embarassement...I can't even fried an egg... ' It was then a night of chatting...bitching...watching our little one, amusing us with their every innocent act... The highlight of the night was definitely the pressie exchange...it got everybody excited for awhile...with ripples of laughter filling the house... ' I thank Pat for the invite...it was indeed a fun-filled X'mas eve... Thank you for rescuing my family and I from solitude... ' ' ' You know I have a BIG problem owning a D70s... I end up so busy taking pictures for others...I'm missing all my narcissist shots... I can't even find a decent picture of me for this X'mas...I only have all the fugly pics...=( ' *sigh* Don't even ask me why... ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Nuts...really nuts.... *set fireworks & pop champagne* Catherine my babe since Sec Three... Had the honour to witness her transform from a grumpy pimply girl to the now...pretty...successful career woman... Very proud of you okie... =D She nearly lost her dear life ten years ago... We are all very glad she had actually came this far... All by herself... ' She used to live in uncertainty of next month's bread and butter...she had to literally scrape food from floor... just to save enough for her uni sch fees in Australia... She may not be aware...but I really have this heartfelt respect for her...who againest all odds, pursue her idealism relentlessly...refusing to bow down to any adversities blocking her way... I salute her! I'm grateful we had crosspath as friend =) ' ' So yesterday...my dear friend felt generous and decided to treat us for a sumptuous dinner... I definitely have to give face...I brought hubby and Tenia along =D ' Dinner was a tad disappointing...food was not to our expectation...and to top it off...We had an offensive-looking-not-worth-a-single-cent bill staring back at us...okie...her... It must have took every ounce of her willpower not to tear down their signage board... Its ok dearie...he will stitch the hole in your pocket for you =D You got it babe ...let them think from their sex organ... You see...Guys oh Guys....Aren't they easy creature to please... I thought she might just died of happiness receiving her birthday pressie from me... Oh...How can I leave out our good old buddy...Adrian Teo... He may be a high-flyer IT manager in Banyan tree... But he can't even help his friends to get staff discount for Banyan Tree stay lor... Adrian you weak lah you... I won't say anything nice about you till you get me that staff discount...*roll eyes 360 degree* Haha...signing the offensive looking bill with vehement... Her adoring face fell in nanoseconds after signing the bill...faster then the weather can... Hahaha....*Give her a consoling pat at the back* Our dear friend still cannot stop lamenting...even half an hour after signing the bill... Muahahaha... Ya...that one... our good friend...our proclaimed Complain Queen... The Birthday Girl =) Nonetheless...Thanks for the dinner leh...We did enjoy ourselves for the night... ' ' ' Cause not we pay... Muahahahaha... ' ' ' Anyway...my pictures didn't turn out too bad right? It was actually very poor lighting at Far East Square can... She was lamenting that the pictures not nice...what lack that clarity lah...very blur lah...and jeer at me for shamlessly blowing trumpet about my D70s... and even had the audacity to dare me that her exilim take better pictures... BITCH! Go lah...go use your oh-so-superior Exilim and try take a pic like that... BITCH! ' Don't bad mouth my baby okie...I shall deny vehemently and protest for my baby innocent!!! ' My D70s is da bomb!!! Muahahaha... Don't ask me what mascara or eyelash curler I use okie... Nothing can help if you don't have natural long lash (read: Like me)...you know... *blink blink blink* Sometimes...You need to born with it...you know... *blink blink blink* ' May you be bless with long curl lashes in your next life k =) *blink blink blink* **************************** I think I'm addicted to photoshopping my photos... And I'm enjoying every single bitz of it... =) ' Just realised the marvel of cropping and the wonder of hue/saturation... Its such a bliss seeing how your photo can transform after photoshopping... Like...how a photo can transform... Brillant right? ' So...Photoshop for Dummies as my X'mas pressie... Anyone?? =D ******************** Just came back from lunch... Lift went haywire...(of all time...) Door open at every single bloody level... Yeah right... And your highness is at fucking 10th level...awaiting to be transported to the ground floor... ' *mutter curses and swears* ' ' Spoil my lunch can... ' Never see I so lucky... strike 4D or toto lor... ' Lucky draw also don't have can... ' PUIIII... This camera may had cause me a fortune... But looking at the photos... Regrets is definitely not in the context... =) ' In fact...I lament why it didn't dawn on me earlier to make the purchase... If only I had... I would have truckload of Tenia's invaluable pictures since birth... to reminisce on... ' If only mum's face is not hidden...I thought this will be a picture perfect... *Ahem* Excuse me... I is take this picture lor... Please lor...Still is me take this picture can... I will lick your arse (or if you prefer to lick mine also can)...if your silly-half-arse-fully-automatic digital camera can take a shot like that... ' OK...now my photos liao =D... Can someone please explain to me why my earring is dangling in mid air like that...when I'm 101% sure its not entangle to my hair... Why huh? My fav shot =D I'm seriously a tad worried of bird shit...resting under those big arse trees... Eu Netural... What you call this huh?? What... bombshell?? You don't crown me Narcissist Queen for nothing lor... ' ' People... Can you see my D70s sticking its tongue out and singing "Nani Nani Boo boo" I have Nikon D70s...you don't have... Muahahahahahaha.... *Priscillious points at you and laugh* ' ' Oh ya...Did I tell you I have Tenia's poo trapped in my nails, while I change her diaper...not this morning...but yesterday...=D Ya right...The poo is trapped in my nails for a good oh gracious 24 hours...and I didn't even realise...till now... ' People...one...two...three...together... ' ' ' YUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSS... ' ' And if you will excuse me...I need to go toilet wash my hands... ' ' Do hold my hand when we cross the road ok...I scared...
Out of the blue...Dad just poped the question asking me if I'm interested to do lasik...
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He pays...
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I must be outta my mind to say no lor...
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Muahahaha...
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I booked liao =D...
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My appointment on Jan 13th...
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I know how you wish that's your dad =) ...
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Now...I'm plagued with a problem...
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I just bought myself a pair of spanking new spec for $350 bucks...and a bloody whole year supply of Biomedic contact lens...
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Just days before he dropped me that piece of good news...
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Like that how huh?
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Who the hell will buy spec and contact lens online...You huh??
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I also heard that lasik will actually bring forward your long-sightedness leh...
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and I'm still pretty skeptical to let my eyes under the knife...
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Till 13th Jan...
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Shall see about it...till they clear my below queries...
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1) Will I be able to wear contact lens again after lasik...I mean if my myopia comes back lah...
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2) How true is it that long-sightedness will hit sooner then expected after lasik...
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3) How pain is pain...I scared...
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Did I tell you I watch the Jay Chow movie already??
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The show is as ambiguous as Angel's blog lor...
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Don't give the show a miss if you wanna take a glismpe of Gong Li's ney ney...
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Haha..I never know Zhang Yimou is a big fan of BIG ney ney until I watched the show...
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Go catch the show if you wanna know what I'm talking about...Haha...
I've choke full to blog...I don't even know where to start can...
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Xmas can't be any better this year...I've been invited to two X'mas parties gatherings...giving me the opening to connet with all my dear friends that I haven't had time for...
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It definitely felt beyond fantastic...
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I know I've always been a lucky piece of shit...my dear friends had never once desert me...despite the fact that I've been a horrible bitch of a friend...
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I never once bother to organise any shit... let alone a simple phone call just to say HELLO...at times...the mere thought of locating the phone also proved to be a tad too overwhelming
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So...My resolution for 2007...
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To make more new friends...in case my old friends ditch me =D
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To start the ball rolling for my truckloads of photos...
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I shall present you the cutiest Santarina ever...
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Priscilla Tan vs Priscilla Lim 
Its already very saddening with bad hair day on X'mas...
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Plus no nice photos to flaunt somemore...
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I'm bursting with indignation can...and ROTTON is how I feel...
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Till I have my haircut...I guess...
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Soon...real soon...
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Wait huh...you wait...
Boss send us to seventh heaven when he grant us half day on Friday...and as quick as lighting... banished us to hell when he told us...we have to come back for work on Saturday...
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What the...
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I rather work full (plus OT also nevermind) on Friday and don't even wanna be anywhere 10km near my working vacinity on Saturday lor...
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Work oh work......still an endless avalanche waiting to rumble...
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And great...now is already 10.30am...and there is still no sight of him...
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Oh...We sooooooo lub our boss can...(pun intended)
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While I tried to force-feed myself on that piece of devastating and demoralising piece of news yesterday...it didn't help either when the KFC (delivery) I ordered at 11.30am... only arrived at you know what time??
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2pm...
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I called to F them upside-down twice...twice they apologised profusely in the phone... ensuring me that manger will call me back...Which apparently they DIDN'T...and till date...the delay of my order is still a mystery...
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Anyway...I can't be bothered with their half-ass explanation...telling me great-grandmother story...
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I mean...I just want my stupid chicken...that's all...
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A hungry man is an angry man...and extremely...awfully angry when one have to come back to work on Saturday...
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When the delivery man finally arrived with our chicken...
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I used my last last ounce of energy to gave him that death stare...and I am so livid and hungry...I had zero interest in exchanging my words with him past the required minimum...
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Aiya...I also don't want to open my mouth only and start cussing like a fishmonger...then spoil everybody Xmas...
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Time to reap some good karma for a better tomorrow you see =D
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But I'm so gonna boycott KFC from this very moment...
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Till my anger is appease...
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Tell me...How sexy is that... =D
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Seems like...its almost inevitable I will be bringing a disfigured daughter to X'mas party...
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Its now 12pm...and boss is still no where at sight...
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Boss you good eh you!!
OVER MY DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD BODY!!!!
She must be outta her mind...
Finally...Toilet auntie came back to work when the sun is out today...
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The toilet may be clean up...but the incessant flashback of the shit floating on the yuckish...brownish...whatever water...flowing out of the toilet bowl...
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*glup*
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I just can't bring myself to plonk my big ass on the toilet bowl anymore...
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Think...I'll be stuck with the toilet for disable...for quite sometime...
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Till the nauseating feel gives way to time...
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Damnnnn...I'm so tempted to put up a picture of some holy shit here can...
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Haha...After some image searching from goggles and yahoo...
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I think better not lah...
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You will hate me...
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*wag finger* No good for the karma you know...
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Haha...I found a sandwich with shit as garnish from goggles search leh...
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So tempted to upload and show you here man...haha
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From this...
On Sat...it scared the living daylight outta me when I saw the state of the toilet bowl...
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The toilet bowl was filled to the brim with shit floating in yuckish...brownish water...sorry I don't think I can go on in explicit details...I can feel my stomach-turning just at the thought...
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*Bruggggggg*
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DISGUSTING is definitely an understatement to describe what I witness lor...
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Then on Monday...
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WORST!!
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The shit and yuckish... brownish...whatever...water overflow out of the toilet bowl to the floor...
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I spring out of the toilet as quick as lighting...at the sight...feeling really nausea...
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Coercing me to use the toilet for the disable...
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Today is Tuesday...
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WORST!! WORSEN!!!
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I can see the yuckish...brownish...whatever water flowing out of the toilet main door...
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I repeat...TOILET MAIN DOOR!!!
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I can't help but a tad worried if the yuckish...brownish...whatever water will flow to my office by tomorrow??
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*glup*
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*shudder at thought*
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And you know what??
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No more toilet paper liao...
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Well done...
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Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday...
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Toilet auntie no where at sight...
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What?? Raining...no need to work huh?
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So... what's now??
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Bring toilet paper to work??
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Then bring my maid in tomorrow to clean the horrendous mess??
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My maid will make a voodoo doll of me lor...
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Eh...
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How about wearing Tenia's diaper to work...=D
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You know...At times...I'm just so choked by my own brillance can...=)
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*sigh*...When did going toilet become such a boisterous affair huh...
Bearly two months...Tenia is down with flu again... *heaves a big sigh*
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However...She seems to be having fun this time round...she is definitely enjoying the mucus from her dripping nose...She just can't stop...*glup* licking...
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And the occasional slimy disgusting mucus on her fingers didn't seem to irritate her abit...even to the extent... she get upset with me for cleaning the mucus away...
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*palm forehead*
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Ya people...Tenia...my daughter... *resigned air of nonchalance*
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Went to Botanic Garden on Saturday...obviously... to try out our new gadget - Nikon D70s...=D
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Wah lao...Why I look so fat from behind??!! *scream* Where the hell is my waist!!!
This girl also pattern many many in front of the camera... =D
Definitely a trait she inherit from her mama...
I know my hair is in a disastrous state now... but its inevitable... as I'm trying to keep it slightly longer for a change of look you see...
