I want to bring her to Shanghai can?? 
See...She is crying...asking me to bring her go Shanghai...breaking my heart into a million pieces...*weep*
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OK...I lied...She is actually crying to come out of the luggage...Haha...
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Flying to Shanghai tomorrow night...
Need to spend some quality time with Tenia...
Hubby borrowed a tripod from colleague, and we had a whale of good time taking photos...using the tripod...the camera multishots function that snap and snap and snap non-stop...and last but not least...set the timer...and here you are...
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I censored not because its too BIG...but too flat can...=(
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What to do...Hubby too lazy to massage...
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Haha...Gala dinner tonight...host by TAF - Textile & Fashion Industry something something something...and I beg your pardon...Boss paying $5000 per table okie...
I repeat $5000!!! *glup*
Ya...I know...WTF...
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Hopefully I will have something interesting to blog about the gala night tomorrow...=D
By the way...what the hack is a Gala night huh??
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Anyway...AIYO.....very late already...cannot cannot...I still haven't add glitters to my eyeshadow leh...
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OK OK...Bye bye bye....
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Be good yeah...I promised to save some fart for you k...I PROMISED!!!
CIAO!
Opps...caught in action...=p The photo taken while I was caught in action... I photoshop away my eyebags and dark rings till I look so distorted...haha.... I think I still look better with them =)...I shall now declared my dark rings and eye bags my bestie! They had never leave me once for 10 over years...Now...tell me how sweet is that... Damn...time for another haircut... ' ' My hair really cannot make it...I NEED A HAIRCUT...BADLY!!! ' Now...you listen up...no more lovey dovey pic like this if you are still not getting me my hp charger okie! *********************** You know what...I'm having a blocked cum dripping nose... Just down 2 cold tablets... How fun! ' Don't ask me why...I don't even know why... I no balls to tell my boss I'm sick and wanna leave early today... I've tried remedy by blowing my nose real hard, making sure its audible to him...summon all the muscles in my face to look sick...waiting for boss to open his big fat mouth to ask me go home... But boss left his brain at home today...he no get my cue...=( ' ' Damn...someone lend me your balls can... ' I WANNA TELL BOSS I WANNA GO HOME!!! Like this... ' Damn...I'm feeling waves of nostalgia for Jiu Zai Gou... ' ' Who else gonna let me take fugly pics of herself... ' ' ' ' Looking like this ... And photos of her scratching and scratching... ' AND...Who's gonna tell me how fake is that LV bag?? (Ahem...She is working p/time in LV you see...) ' Like that...Fun what shit...you tell me... ' ' I'm anticipating our Shanghai photos looking more or less like this... ' ' ' ' You see...I'm sandwiched! How to skive like that you tell me... No msn...No Skype...No blogging...No surfing Want to dig nose and check for stubbles on armpits also cannot... I almost foam and died of boredom can... ' But my HK collegues are so kind...they call me leng lui (pretty woman) ...they make me so smugly happy... I almost immediately forgot they are the bunch incurring my boredom... Sorry...Can't help it...I don't understand why I'm such a hopeless bimbo either...... ' Ya...thats all...I just wanna let you know someone call me leng lui =D ... ' ' I'm testing my SE 3.2 mega pixels cyber-shot camera...Can...Can...Can... ' ' Mum dropped me a bomb last night...telling me...my maid had been taking shower together with my girl... whenever no one else is at home... Hmmmm....I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with that piece of news...but I thought its still better then letting Tenia roams around the house (full of hazards) ALONE... while maid is taking her shower... To my mama...she thought its something not morally right...and its imperative I had this resolved... Now...I don't even know what is so morally NOT right... Tell my maid its not morally right to flash her Ask her to take shower with clothes, whenever Tenia is with her?? Blindfold Tenia while maid takes her shower?? Bring them to Yoga with me and everybody takes shower there? ' Talking about taking shower at my Yoga center *snigger*...You know something...I loves taking shower there... The water pressure...I tell you... *whisper* suffice to let you orgasm... Muahahaha...the marvel of water pressure... Now... who says we need those bastards... ' So honey...when are you getting me that shower hose with that pressure huh?? ' ' And yeah...water pressure and orgasm aside...Now...any constructive advices about my maid taking shower with my 17 mths old girl?? ' Don't make me do this to you can... ' I don't want to hit the headline reading " WIFE KILLS HUSBAND IN THE MOST INNOVATIVE WAY" I had it all planned since Thursday night...*evil grin*... ' Yeah...right...I was scamming the whole Thursday nite to forge M.C ... Hellooooo....I thought I was kind enough to only forged a 1/2 day M.C can... ' And on ya...The place I was scamming to go... ' ' ' The place with merlion... The place with a clock tower looking like this =) ' Still clueless?? ' Please go open up your window and jump down can? Don't go around telling people you are a S'porean too k...Thanks! ' ' Even thou' I couldn't pinpoint why...but Sentosa has really nothing...NOTHING...that enthrall me... I thought I still prefer the VivoCity across the island... ' ' Hence I shall be very very kind...and spare you guys the agony of sitting through a boring, yawn inducing Sentosa trip I had... ' I shall simply let my photos do the talking... ' The ungrateful brat did enjoy the trip thou' The ungrateful brat hypnotized me to take pic with her... You see...you see....Humpf! I swear you never gonna see another pic of me and the ungrateful brat! Humpf... But don't worry...there will still be pics like this in abundance...I promised you =D... ' And...oh..we did went to Sentosa for some reason... ' ' We thank Patricia and family for the invitation to join them at Sentosa...as they have a two days one night chalet they won from somewhere... The main crux of this outing...is still for these duo to build some rapport...=) Out of the blue...they are like polar bears in Sentosa...with people surrounding them...watching them...goo-ing at them... Musing at the funny glances thrown at them... Tenia showed no qualms expressing her affection openly... Scaring the shit outta Kaelen thou'... Tenia showing her attitude once again... OK lor..everybody don't smile... ' ' Then the sky began to darken...we advanced to catch the musical fountain show...cause 1) its F.O.C and 2) it cited pretty good comments... ' It was then an excruciating long wait for the show... They are beginning to warm up... Wahhhh....applause people...applause... Gasps people...gasps ... WOW....See...Our merlion has bionic-eyes! ' Kalen fell asleep at the end of the show... Tenia shivelled up like a limp balloon in my arms...the laser...fire...water all proved a tad too overwhelming for her...she was so scared... While I was trying hard to muster some enthusiasm...and minutes were beginning to feel like hours towards the end... ' Enough said of the show...*Yawnz* I reckon whoever cited those good comments about the musical show, need to re-discover the meaning of life... ' We wanted to go up the merlion...but we threw the thought outta window when we have to pay for entrance... Siao right! ' And don't ask me why we are not willing to pay $5 to go up the merlion but didnt even blink an eye to pay $8 (per person) for a sky tower.... that bring us 50 storey up to enjoy the panorama view of the oh-so-beautiful Sentosa...for an-oh-so-nong-7 mins... How fun! ' My foot! ' ' Despite that Sentosa was a tad disappointing...it was still a fun-filled night with our kids...we had good time yakking and sharing our parenthood... OK...stop it...I know...I've morphed into an auntie ... We had whale of good times...watching our bundle of joy...amusing us with their every little act... 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Weeeeeeeeeeeeee....
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People...Its BLeEdInG...its BLEEDING!!!!!!!!
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Yeahhhhh...Can go Shanghai make love until siao already.......Tralalalalalalala...
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Ok...I'm actually *cough* not as horny as I perceive in my blog alright...
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OK...I LIED...Tralalalalalalalalalala...
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*sing* So-oh horny...horny horny horny...
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Damn...How I missed this "horny" song...
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Is DJ still playing this song in clubs?? Or its way way way par-say you don't even know what the hell is that??
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Good lor...The whole world is blogging about their oh-so-interesting Halloween night...while I hugged my smelly bolster to bed even before the clock struck twelve...on a Saturday...when the night bearly started can!
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How I miss partying...The feeling of music pulsating through my hips, the cigarette smoke burning but delicious, missing the chance to press some of that *cough* perfect skin against someone else...
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I missed all the attention I garnered while I dance...I missed that downright dull-witted pick-up line..." Hi...I'm DAFU...yours??" Hahaha...
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I will always act nonchalant... but actually smugly happy inside me...Muahahaha...
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Those were the days...I reminisce...
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Now I go party??
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Pick up line will no longer be the same...
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Its gonna be...
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"Auntie...You come here to find your daughter huh?"
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See lah...I used to scoff at "older" people I see at club...and bitch with my babes "Oei...you see...another auntie here to find her daughter..."
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Never did I expect myself to morph into them...sooner then I had expected...
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RETRIBUTION huh!!!!
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OMG...See how I've seamlessly transit my blogging of bleeding pussy to partying...
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Damn...I'm so choked by my own brilliance can...
I went toilet to check for the 68573463547867456374636347 times already...
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Damn...Why is it still not bleeding...
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If its not gonna bleed by today or latest latest tomorrow...
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Its gonna be inevitable that I'm going Shanghai with a...yesh...bleeding pussy...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo......
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Please oh please...all gods / goddesses / deities / divine beings / holy beings...HELP!! SOS!!!
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I no want go Shanghai with a bleeding pussy....NOoooooo....pleaseeeeee...
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I promised to be good...and stop posting Angel's fugly pics can...I promised!!!
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I'm gonna have 5 pineapples and 5 watermelons for dinner today...
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You let my pussy bleed k...
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Errr...best is tonight....
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OK OK...tomorrow also can...but tomorrow is deadline huh...No later hor...
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Thanks in advance leh =D...
Angel...I promised....one last one k!
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Muahahahahahahahahahaha
One more will not kill you ok...
I just don't understand why he refused to get me an extra hp charger...when he didn't even bink an eye getting me that tiffany ring for my bday...
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Its $245 vs $20 for christsake!
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Its such a paltry sum of money can...
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I can only deduced that his mathematics sucks BIG time!
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I merely wanted an extra charger for my office use...as I never seems to remember charging my hp at home...CANNOT MEH??
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*stomp feet* I don't care lor...I want my hp charger...I WANT MY HP CHARGER!!
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Date is drawing nearer and nearer and nearer...
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Ladies and gentlemen...I'm leaving for Shanghai next Thurs...
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*heaves a BIG sigh*
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Weirdly...This time...I'm missing that fizz of anticipation...and lacking that sparkle of excitement...
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Maybe... we are not leaving as a family this time...I will definitely be missing brother and Angel presence...and of course my princess Tenia...
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OMG...speaking of which...I can feel my nose starting to prinkle at the thought of not seeing her for 8 days!
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The thought of not seeing her for a day is already very the excruciating can...what more for 8 days!
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Can cry you know...
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Then brother not going...who is helping hubby and I to take nice pictures...
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and this...
Then Angel not going...who's sponsoring me wet tissues... lubricant eye-drop and hair conditioner?? 
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I don't want to go Shanghai can??
Yesterday...3 of our Hong Kong counterpart came to visit our S'pore office... One sat beside me...the other behind me...
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Like this...
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porns net...
cheebye pussy and naynay to my 17 mths old girl??
Latest updates from Traffic Police (extracted from my e-mail)
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Be careful on the the road Guys.
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It's not cheap.
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Price increase without further notice.
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Speeding:
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Exceeding 1 - 20km/h = $130 + 4 demerit points.
Exceeding 21 - 30km/h = $150 + 6 demerit points.
Exceeding 31 - 40km/h = $180 + 8 demerit points.
Exceeding 41 - 50km/h = >$200 + 12 demerit points + Court.
Exceeding 51 - 60km/h = >$200 + 18 demerit points + Court.
Exceeding >61km/h = >$200 + 24 demerit points + Court.
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Careless driving = $150 + 6 demerit Points.
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Inconsiderate Driving = $170 + 9 Demerit Points + Court.
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Dangerous Driving = >$200 + 24 Demerit Points + Court + Vehicle Compounded.
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Illegal Racing = >$200 + Vehicle Confiscate + Court.
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Fail to put Seat Belt = $120 + 3 demerit points.
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Crossing Double White lines = $130 + 4 points.
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Phone and Drive = $200 + 12 demerit point + Phone Confiscate.
Do not hold your hp in your hand when you drive even with loud speaker or ear piece.
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Drink Driving = Up to $5000 Fine And, or jail Term + LicenseSuspended + Court. For first offence.
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2nd time offence = Jail term + Fine + Court.
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Making an illegal U Turn when there's no U Turn sign =$70.
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Fail to Signal when changing lanes = $70.
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Driving at night without headlights or taillights switch on after 7pm =$30.
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No Number Plate = $70.
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Obstructed Number Plate = $70.
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Obscured Number Plate = $70.
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Number Plate Of Unapproved Type = $70.
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As for Demerit Point system:Let's say you have 0 points on 1st January 2005, and you committed the offence of Failing to Put on Seat Belt. So now, you will have 3 demerit points and this will last for 1 Year.
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If during this 1 year you have no demerit points offence at all, your 3 demerit points will be gone on 1/1/2006.
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But, if during this one year, from 1/1/2005 - 1/1/2006, you committed another offence with demerit points, your very first offence will be extended for another year until 1/1/2007.
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Hahaha...those highlighted in red are the offences I often make on the road...=p
and can someone kindly enlighten me what the hell is vehicle compounded??
Hubby piss the hell outta me last night...
'He refused me on bed last night
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He...He...He...promised to fetch me home from yoga...BUT he no turn up...
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Ok...FINE! There is something call MRT that will bring me home too...
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I no spoil princess...
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I was only annoyed...he didn't honour his words...and ASSUME my yoga lesson ends late...
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ASSUME (read: Making an ASS outta U and ME)
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People...always bear this in mind... ASSUMPTION is the MOTHERFUCKER of all FARKTARD!
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Get that drill in your head for christsake!
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But what actually makes my annoyance index hits anger , was when he only went to fetch our daughter from mum's home at 9pm...
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9PM!!...So late can!!
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She is not even a toddler...she is still a baby can...*sayang* My poor daughter...
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Is it so difficult to be mindful of the time??
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I loathe it when you always blow me off after having made plans with me...
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One more time like that....I tell ya...
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I went to this place on Fri late afternoon...after *cough* telling boss my head spinning...my stomach churning...running in and out of the toilet (just for show)...
She merely forgot to smile...
Inside the skytower...I loathe blur pic!
