Damn...its that time of the month again...
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*mutter*FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT...
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And did I tell you I'm wearing white bermudas??
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Well done...
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Keep me in your prayers...I don't wanna walk around with a "Japanese flag" at the back of my bermudas...
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I think I'm under curse...Curse to always travel with a bleeding pussy...
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Looking at the calender...I'm gonna get it during my Shanghai trip...just like I got it during the recent Phuket trip...
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How fun! To bring truckload of pads with me...and not to mention toilets in China are all notoriously downright filthy...you would rather 1) Pee in your pants... 2) Pee in the open and get caught by police...3) Burst your bladder and just die...then to visit them...
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Toilets in China have no doors (oh...how nice...you can wave and say hi to your friend in the midst of your business =D) No flush (I shall not tramatize you with the "juicy" explicit descriptions you see in the obnoxiously-looking toilet bowl)...no toilet paper... (hallelujah praise the lord if you forgot to bring your own tissues...either you air dry or let your panty do the job)...floor so wet, you can no longer differentiate if its water or urine...YUCKS!! YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP AND NOT STEP ON MOI...I REALLY DUNNO WHAT I WILL DO TO YOU...Last but not least... the ammonia pungent, I tell you... so overwhelming...you have to just either 1) cease breathing... OR 2) continue breadthing and suffer servere brain damage due to ammonia intoxication...
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How to go China with a bleeding pussy like that...YOU TELL ME...
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Does anyone knows if there is any prescription to advance your menses cycle? As in...let your menses come in advance before the trip??
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I know there are prescription that delay the cycle...BUT...I don't think I will enjoy my trip with a bloated stomach...full of blood waiting to be "unleashed"...
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Can I just go to any GP for prescription or I have to visit a gynae huh??
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Its imperative I had this resolved before my Shanghai trip...I HAD ENOUGH OF MY BLEEDING PUSSY... ABROAD!
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Why the man don't have leaking penis?? Leak whatever also can lah...as long as its leaking once a month...
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Who the hell says god is fair...
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LIKE THAT...WHERE GOT FAIR...
See...your daughter so nice lah...help you to remove your hideous eyebags and wrinkles... make you look at least 10 years younger in the photo =D ... ' ' Look at what we had prepared for him... Its an absolute insult if you think I bought these shirts for Dad can... For christsake...its so god damn bloody obvious (its so uncle)...its his wife who bought them can...and $89.90 per piece is such a ripped off lor...for what...Goldlion??!! Merlion I know lah... ' Mama even shamelessly instructed me to leave the price tag alone...so that Dad will know how expensive it is... *Palm forehead* ' My mama so the no class can... ' This may be a mediocre looking piece of Birthday card... ' BUT... ' Its conveying the exact words we wanna tell Dad...Its purrrrfect =) ' Harlo...It took me a painstaking one hour...scrutinizing 38264929785764 cards on the rack...to find the perfect one... You think its so easy is it?? ' ' We are dating him to go online tonight (In case you no no...My dad is in China) ... Thur' the marvel of webcam...he gonna hear us sing him B'day song...see the pretty durian cake we bought him...then cut the cake on his behalf...and most importantly...eat and enjoy the cake on his behalf...and... ' ' *Purrrrrrt* SAVE THE FART FOR HIM!!! ' *Laugh till roll on floor* ' I know...I'm so filial lah ....I'm sure Dad wants me as his daughter in his next life...next next life...and next next next life...till no more life... Muahahahahaha.... DADDY...YOU KNOW WE STILL LUB YOU DEEP DEEP RIGHT =D ... ' Oeiiii...I'm skipping my yoga class tonight just to celebrate your birthday online leh... ' See...I so good girl...you gonna sponsor me go Europe hor hor hor...=D Born in the Winter (December, January, February) ' ' ************************************** For those who enjoys good fortune lah...have alot of luck...and gonna live in prosperity one huh...Please come and friend me k =D.... ' ' My fortune at birth: >>Yiu & Sen>>Born on the Emperor's Feet>> This birth situation brings an easy life where everything comes easily, especially to those born male. Also, if you are of the male gender, it is likely you will have more than one wife. Women will find you irresistible. You will be blessed if you have a good attitude and a pure motivation. ' Phew...Lucky my hubby not this one...OR..... ' I'm gonna make him the last eunuch of S'pore...Humpf! ' ' What's yours huh? Share share leh =D ... Can someone tell me... of all place...why the zip have to be at the front leh... Why leh?? Why?? Huh...Why??? Make the zip at side or the back cannot meh??? Of all place...why is it at front chest??? HUH HUH HUH.... ' I tell you why... So that "Missy" can lower the zip ... You tell me lah.... and don't you think I look a tad like her... But Timo says I look more like Devil eat Prata =( ... I simply adore my chef look to bitz lah... =D OK...Last one already lah... I almost make hubby puke white foam after the photo-taking...hahaha... He kept exclaiming" WAH LAU EH...PLEASE LEH..." at my every pose... Hubby lub me no more lah...=( ' Now... ' She thought her job is just to on and off the light... I told her NO! You need to serve the guests! Although a hard day at work (that she went hiding behind the sofa...) She is still able to strike a pose, just as pro as her mama, whenever she sees a camera at sight... ' Let us all welcome this new cam-whore in the house... =)... ' ' ' Although she is still a far cry from her mama =D ... HARLO....She strike not once but TWICE lor... WTF can... ' I'm making BIG plans now to kidnap her lah... ' Or maybe make plans to intro my Tenia to her grandson... if she has one yeah =D ... ******** Finally...I've lay my paws on this long waited cd...=) I no priate lor... I'm one of the going-to-extinct law abidding citizen that still goes for original. *Pat myself at the back* Illegal Mp3 download is utterly... totally uncalled for...its a act of crime...you ought to be locked behind bars...you have no rights to see daylight...I hope your PC crushes on you...I hope the police traces you...*bleah* Say PUI to piracy...if you wanna more good music... Common people...together...PUI... ' And this is what you get...buying the original... You get a glimpse of his totally flop punk look...Hahaha You also get to see his abs...his nipples...and also his hair from navel to there.... you thought only Jolin and that Hou Pei Chen get to see....Hiak Hiak Hiak... I give you a closer look k... Awwwwwwwwww...........so mannnnnn can...... *melt* ' You think the hair is there only... ' No lor... Jay Chou got chest hair also can!!!!! ' *Priscillious squealing bimbotically* ' ' If only someone can get me one strand...just one strand of those hair... I will die happy lah...Hahaha... ' If only...just one strand...*Priscillious in reverie* Pretty lavender purple on the inside =D ... And I kid you not when I say its featherlight and as petite as I am =D ' I heart my new brollie to bitz ... ******** As much as I am reluctant to admit...I think my memory is getting from bad to worst...its just not serving me well... ' First of all...out of 5 Yoga lessons...there are 3 lessons where I forgot to bring my water bottle...and had to fish out two freaking bucks each time to buy myself a Voda Voda mineral water =(... Then yesterday...I even atrociously misplaced the key to my locker... that I had to mobile a handful of people to help "cut" open the lock to my locker ...with cutter so big and huge, it can be used to cut open your gate and rob your house that kind of metal cutter...I tell ya... I feel myself prickle with immense embrassement...causing the ordeal and commotion...bracing funny glances thrown at moi =( ... I wanna just empty the big black trash bag and throw myself in...never to come out again... ' Damn...I wonder when I will just forget my surname... ******* I am starting to feel a flicker of excitment, as Timo uniform theme party is drawing closer and closer... in fact its just tomorrow... I ain't telling you what uniform Tenia and I will be wearing...you just bloody hell stay tune to my blog for upcoming truckload of enthralling photos... I believed... *sly smile*... Almost everyone presence will all be at least 5-6 years my junior...I'm getting a hung tinge of worried being out of place...what the farking hell this *ahem* auntie is doing here... I'm nurturing a wish I won't be left in solitary for the evening...although I reckoned...I'm ' People...age is just mere figure for christ sake can...*roll eyes* ... You may be wondering...WHY THE HELL THIS PIC IS DOING HERE... ' Well...you see...I wanna let you people know...I may be sick...but I'm still drop dead gorgeous OK =D ... ' Please just go and kill yourself...if it still hasn't dawn on you that I am an utterly shameless cam whore... and I repeat... Narcissism rules... Narcissism is not a crime... ' Can you please get that drill in your head for christ sake... ' And you know you love me for my narcissism... =) ' ' Oei...don't just come and read my blog...snigger snigger...spit at my pics...cursed me under your breath... for all I care *roll eyes*... But please...Just don't forget to keep me in your prayers hor... ' ' Damn....I just can't stop coughing... ' SOMEONE JUST BLOODY HELL GET A KNIFE... SLIT MY THROAT OPEN AND APPLY MOPIKO FOR ME CAN.... Yesh...Cry for me people...Cry for me... ' I don't even have time to fart can...(But bizarrely got time to post this entry huh...) ' Obviously...stress was evident on my I can feel my headache started nagging at me... It doesn't help either when I can feel impending sore throat and cough waiting to escalate to full-blown flu... Someone please throw me into a vacuum and suck all the bateria outta me... ' ' I need a bear hug... Anybody kind enough to throw in an invitation for me to dive into your cuddles??? A tight embrace will suffice... ' ' Banners...Balloons are all over the house...joyous atmosphere could be felt in the air... I have this heartfelt respect and admiration for the parents...who put in so much time and effort organising this bday party, for their beloved son... A feeling of shame washed over me...when I just hastily and lazily did a...I don't even call that a celebration for Tenia one year's old b'day...we merely blew a cake...and took a few photos... =( ... Just so so so so pales in comparison to Kaelen's B'day bash...=( ' OK OK...later I let Tenia flog me with lalang can... ' ' I had went for my Yoga classes faithfully...3 times a week...and that includes waking up early on a Sunday for my 10.15am class ok...and excuse me...via public transport to and fro hor... ' A little of disgression here...I met a weirdo on the bus on my way back from Yoga ... OK...I was reading The Devil wears Prada while in the bus... Weirdo : Are you reading what the movie is showing now?? Me: *Feeling astonished* Ya... Weirdo : What is the story about huh? Is it good?? Me: Err...Sorry I've yet to finish the book... Weirdo : Is it a comedy huh??? Me: Errr...I don't think so...*smile sheepishly* Then he just turn to meddle with his hp... I can't be happier he stopped his endless stream of questions...*phew*... Then out of the blue...I heard him talking on the phone :" I'm going to commit suicide later...Bye!" When it finally dawned on me why he is on the same bus with me... Confirmed... Guaranteed... Chopped ...He is heading to Oh...in case you don't have the slightest clue...My humble house is just beside Woodbridge Hospital... =) ' I repeat huh...its BESIDE...NOT INSIDE... ' ' I hope ' OK...back to Yoga... Let me show you what 4 lessons of Yoga had done to me... Can see my pants hanging lose anot =D ... I told ya...Yoga is good ...I've lost a decent 1-2 kg in a week with 3 lessons..Tsk Tsk Tsk... ' ' ' We went to Suntec on a supposedly bedhound Sunday... just to bring our daughter out for some fresh air... Tenia and my first time...being so close to the world? largest man-make dunno what wealth fountain or fountain wealth...or whatever fark you call it... Its pretty majestic I would say... but nothing enthralling thou'... Self-explainary why I had never ever bother to take a proper glance at the fountain... even I had been to Suntec for the 15857369574 times... *Yawnz* I find it extremly ludicrous...unintelligent...idiotic...inane to believe in walking around the fountain 3 times...then dunno what use your right hand to touch the water for good fortune... PUI lah...Pure superstitious can... Aiyo...my mama is so utterly disgraceful can... *shudder in dismay* ...
WOW...What a mess...
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How fun =D ...
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Lucky Miranda Priestly not my boss...Or I'm one dead meat with the horrendous mess...
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Wanna go home on the dot today??
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WAIT NONG NONG LAH...T___T
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY!!!! 
Hahaha...This is pretty interesting...
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Find out your fortune at birth...depending on which part of the Emperor Body you are born at...
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Start bugging your mama for your time of birth yeah =D
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Born in the Spring (March, April, May) 
Cher>>Born on the Emperor's Head>>
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You will hold a high position in life. You have power and great intellectual capability. You are also blessed with wisdom. This person has authority, power and responsibility. Such a person must be well brought up and properly educated.
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Tze & Wei>>Born on the Emperor's Hands>>
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Your attainments will be average and it is more beneficial if you work at starting your projects as the second-in-command and not as the leader. You can rise up high being the right-hand-man of someone powerful and wealthy.
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Yu & Mao>>Born on the Emperor's Shoulders>>
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You will never be short of clothes on your back, which means you will always be able to make a good living. There will be no shortage of the basic necessities of life, including owning a home and property.
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Wu>>Born on the Emperor's Stomach>>
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Your serious good fortune begins only in middle age when you will enjoy great good fortune in terms of the luxuries of life. There is plenty of food, clothing and all the material pleasures in this life.
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Choh & Hai>>Born on the Emperor's Girth>>
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You will go through many changes in your life and as you get higher up the social ladder, you will transform a great deal. This transformation may be for good or bad and it is advisable that if you are in this situation, you should strive to change for the better and become more humble as you become more important in your >>work and life.
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Shen & Shih>>Born on the Emperor's Knee>>
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You will have to travel a great deal in your life, so you can view this as good or bad depending on whether you enjoy travelling or not. Professionally, your life will be full of journeys. And like the wanderer, life is unsettled and transient.
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Sen & Yiu>>Born on the Emperor's Feet>>
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This indicates that there will be two marriages in your life. This is especially true for women born into this position. For men, being born on the Emperor's feet suggests a restless nature that is not easy to please.
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Wu>>Born on the Emperor's Head>>
This is an auspicious indication, since anyone born on the Emperor's head in the Summer will never have any worries. There are no obstacles and difficulties in this person's entire life. This also suggests a person who will have an excellent intellect, and who is good at strategic thinking and planning.
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Tze & Choh>>Born on the Emperor's Hands>>
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This birth situation suggests that you will have more than sufficient money and business luck. Your good fortune improves with the years and you will attain great success during the later stages of your life.
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Mao & Yu>>Born on the Emperor's Shoulders>>
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You are so lucky if you have this birth situation, since it brings you a lifetime of wealth and prosperity, lacking for nothing. You will amass a fortune during your lifetime, and in your old age, you will own plenty of properties. If you live an honourable life, you will be blessed with plenty of grandchildren and live to an old age.
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Cher>>Born on the Emperor's Stomach>>
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This birth situation indicates there is plenty to eat and more than sufficient clothes to wear and to enjoy. There is good fortune luck from your late forties onwards. You will not have to worry about your old age for you will be well looked after.
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Wei & Hai>>Born on the Emperor's Girth>>
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This birth situation suggests that you will have loving parents and be surrounded by noblemen and important people. What you make ofyour good fortune at birth will depend on your own efforts.
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Shen & Shih>>Born on the Emperor's Knees>>
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It will be hard for you to be given the recognition for the work you do. There will be obstacles that can stand in your way and unless you can overcome this lack of recognition luck, by middle age, you will be exhausted.
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Yiu & Sen>>Born on the Emperor's Feet>>
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This birth situation brings an easy life where everything comes easily, especially to those born male. Also, if you are of the male gender, it is likely you will have more than one wife. Women will find you irresistible. You will be blessed if you have a good attitude and a pure motivation.
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Hai>>Born on the Emperor's Head>>
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This birth situation is especially beneficial for girls, as it indicates you will have a very comfortable and stable life with plenty of good fortune and prosperity luck. But both genders will benefit from the wonderful good fortune of being born on the emperor's head in autumn.
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Tze & Choh>>Born on the Emperor's Hands>>
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This is an extremely auspicious situation of birth, as there is the promise of wealth coming from the four directions. Each time you travel, you will meet with a person of high standing who will help and assist you. You will benefit by going overseas to study or to work.
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Cher & Wu>>Born on the Emperor's Shoulders>>
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This birth situation suggests that there is prosperity luck and you will become rich in your middle age. You will also have the help of your siblings, especially your brothers. You are blessed with many genuine friends.
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Sen>>Born on the Emperor's Stomach>>
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This birth situation indicates that you will keep company with many clever people. They are people who excel in their career and their study and their presence in your life will inspire you to be ambitious. Happiness brings good fortune, so you must develop a happy disposition and be smiling at all times.
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Mao & Wei>>Born on the Emperor's Girth>>
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You will enjoy an abundance of food and clothing during your middleage. Your sons and grandsons will bring you much happiness and contentment, so you have quite outstanding descendants luck. Those with this birth situation will benefit if they get married at a young age and start a family in their twenties.
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Yiu & Yu>>Born on the Emperor's Knee>>
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You will need to work very hard during your early years and there may be some setbacks, but you are blessed with good fortune in later life. Those who have this birth situation should rejoice and never feel discouraged, as their success when they are older will more than make up for setbacks they may experience in their early years.
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Shih & Shen>>Born on the Emperor's Feet>>
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Your whole life will be safe and peaceful and there is nothing to fear in terms of being hurt by others. If you are ambitious and >>have the determination to succeed, you can reach great heights professionally. Even if you do not reach the top, you will nevertheless be content with what you have. Therein lies the secret of your happiness.
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Tze>>Born on the Emperor's Head>>
If you are born on the Emperor's head in winter, you will make a brilliant marriage. Your spouse will be a well respected person who comes from a highly regarded family background. You will have luxury in your life with enough food and clothes.
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Hai & Wu>>Born on the Emperor's Hands>>
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You will have good family surroundings and there will always be occasions for rejoicing. You will be especially successful in your old age, when you have passed your 60th birthday
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Yu & Mao>>Born on the Emperor's Shoulders>>
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You are blessed with exceptional descendants luck, so there are many sons and grandsons in your life. You will have some problems and setbacks during your growing-up and early career years, but you will enjoy good luck in later life. A great deal of your luck will be brought to you by your spouse and then by your sons and grandsons.
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Cher>>Born on the Emperor's Stomach>>
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ou are one person who is sure to enjoy singing, socializing and glamorous parties. And you have the luck to enjoy this lifestyle, as there is both prosperity and longevity in your life. It is however important for you to undertake some charitable work or donate to charity during your middle-aged years. This will bring you even more good fortune.
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Yiu & Sen>>Born on the Emperor's Girth>>
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You will be blessed with exceptional good fortune in your old age when there is gold, asset accumulation and a thriving business in your family. You have the luck to grow old with someone you care >or and love.
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Choh & Wei>>Born on the Emperor's Knees>>
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You will have enough to eat and survive on, but little left over, and during your middle-aged years, there will be some truly trying times. It is incredibly vital for you to do charity and devote some time to caring for others. This will dissolve much of the negative chi that surrounds you.
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Shen & Shih>>Born on the Emperor's Feet>>
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You should live away from your parents and grandparents, as it benefits you to have your own dwelling place. If you have your own home, you will enjoy good fortune. The further away you are from your ancestral home, the better it will be for you.
Went Yoga yesterday...
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Forgot to wear my lens...I was in specs...
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OK... Nevermind...the most... the specs slip off from my nose bridge...dropped on the floor...I crushed it with my own feet...and hubby will buy me a new pair ONLY mah...
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And just when I finally remember to bring my water bottle to Yoga...
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I forgot to bring it to class...I left it inside the locker...
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Well done...
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People...I'm not even in my thirties can...but I'm already having memory worst then my eighty years old grandmama!
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I'm seriously getting a tad worried about my deteriorating memory...having to wrack my brain each time...lugging back things that I could remember off the back of my mind...
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People...please-oh-please...do bless me with good health and good memory, for many more decades to come...
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I don't want to die not knowing my surname can =( ...
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' I wanted soooooo much to struggle her like how I would struggle dead chickendirty venerable task...if only he is around...I missed his presence to bitz...
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I even harbour the thoughts of taking M.C today...I could have easily plot and delude the dumb-ass GP with my *ahem* first class acting...and my confirmed ghastly look...
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Just as I was contemplating to geng or not to geng MC...my alarm clock starts to buzz incessantly...
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I managed to fight all the urges in every grain of my sleep-deprived body...which tried to seduce me into continuing sleeping...finally hauled myself out of bed...and zombie-walked to the freezing office...
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I'm trying very very hard now to muster some enthusiasm at work...
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But its Saturday you know...I don't want to start lamenting all over again how I KNN loathe working on a Saturday... *roll eyes*
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Sitting in front of a PC now had become a chore... I doubt even a caffeine fix can keep me awake...
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I have never been self-destructive before...but I really have this strong urge in me to just thrust my head right into the wall...and fall into a deep deep coma...
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ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz....
I was sick...
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Brother was sick...
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Angel is sick...
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Hubby is sick...
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Grandma is sick...
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Tenia is very sick...
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Seems like the whole world is falling sick...
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I asked doctor for Wednesday and Thursday child mc...but he gave me till Friday...
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Hahaha...I almost died trying to curb my exhilaration upon hearing...
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I never knew I can *cough* enjoy such *cough* perks for having a sick daughter...
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Can I laugh???
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Muahahahahahahahahahahaha...
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Quick leh...bomb me for the clinic address...
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Who knows...
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Tell the doctor your eyelash pain lah...
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Scarely he gives you MC ...you don't laugh until your jaws locked huh... I tell you...
Damnit...I didn't make it for Timo theme party...
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Yesh...the uniform party...
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I know I don't know what I'm missing man...=(
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All my effort consolidating the uniforms...down the drain...*weep*...
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I got myself a slutty nurse and pastry chef uniform ok... and Tenia in Ah Yee Bao Yu restaurant waitress uniform... (You guys dunno what you missing too yeah)
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I've been feeling a fizz of anticipation for this party...I swear...
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I had least expected to blow off the plan...
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I know I outta be pelt with sunflower seeds...and be flog with torny stem from rose...OUCH...
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In repentance and a cheap way to appease anger...I will show you the incredibly fugly pics of moi in the uniform k...
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Now...the chef uniform...
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See...beside me...who the hell can still look so drop-dead gorgeous in a chef uniform...Huh Huh Huh...' 
In The Devil wears Prada =D
Perfect uniform in the perfect pose can!
Presenting you the Ah Yee Abalone reastaurant waitress =D ...
She was quick enough to pick up a tray and start serving k ...
Oh my fucking god....
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I'm going Shanghai on Nov can...
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I repeat...S-H-A-N-G-H-A-I !!!
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Weeeeeee..........Tell me I'm not dreaming!!!!!!!!!
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Someone please kick me in the ass...I need to feel some pain to make sure I'm not in reverie!!!
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I can't wait to put on the oh-so-glam winter clothes...I can't wait to visit my Daddy in Hangzhou...
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*Priscilla beaming with joy*
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Bryan's mummy...you will be kind enough to lend me all your drop-dead-gorgeous winter clothes again hor hor hor...=D...
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I promised to bring back some snow for you k...^___*
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Yesh...people...go get drown in a pool of jealousy once again and tell me you are dying of envious....Tralalalalalala....
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Shanghai Shanghai here I come =D...
NO HAPPY...
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This is how I'm feeling right now...Humpf
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Firstly...some asshole insisted that I crawl also must crawl...die also must go and make my paymt of $1.99...(notice the decimal point huh...not $199 yeah...) NO later then 8pm tonight...then am I allow to go and die hor...
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Or else they will summon reaper to follow me go hell and collect the debt... with late charge somemore ok!
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Nabu...$1.99 cents only...Its NOT even enough to buy me a cup of farking instant noodle from 7-Eleven...and now that Naz Chong had closed down her $1.99 Shop... I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN DO WITH A MISERABLE $1.99 CENTS CAN...*roll eyes*
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YOU TELL ME WHAT BLOODY HELL YOU CAN DO WITH A DOLLAR AND FARKING NINTY-NINE CENTS???
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YOU TELL ME!!!! YOU TELL ME!!!
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I even have to scrabble around in my mind...trying to recall what a farking one cent look like can...
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I just don't understand what is sooooo difficult to bring forward the bloody $1.99 cents to my next credit card bill...they have to make me go out of my way...waste my petrol...waste my time...to find their farking paying machine...and ning lao hia...set curfew somemore...that payment have to be make before 8pm...
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*Sprouting smoke from nose...ears...mouth...asshole*
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Despite my incorrigible maths...I estimate that will be a precious 1/2 hour of my life (priceless!!)...and a hefty $5 petrol...ALL THE "EXPENSES" for a cheebye $1.99 bill...
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*Sprouting flames from nose...ears...mouth...asshole*
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The thought of those money-grubbing devils at the bank...giving me no room for any negotiation...just boil my blood in nanosecond...
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I feel so farking indignant about the whole bloody thing can...HUMPF...
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To hell with all your rules and regulations...you go bored the others and leave me alone ok! U TWATS!!!
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I make sure I pay with a two dollar note...and you bloody hell make sure your farking machine return me the bloody one cent change!!!
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Together everybody...Standard Chartered...PUI...PUI...PUI...
WHY NOT ME????
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You get Jay's mesmerising stare...staring at you...its lethal k...it kills!
Hahahaha...The rain this morning make me one happy girl today...=D
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I've been waiting and waiting and waiting for occasion to flash my newly bought brollie you see...that cost a freaking thirty-nine dollars and farking god damn ninty cents...
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I will not hesitate to disown and severe all-tie with who ever breath a word to my hubby about this sinful purchase...
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A rip-off you think? Harloooo....Got anti-UV and its featherlight and as petite a I am...I thought its a good buy =D ...
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I've been carrying this new brollie with me 24/7 faithfully for the past week...and finally its put to good use this morning =D ...
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Although I would say its mere drizzling then "raining" this morning...I can actually go without brollie....but who cares...I can't wait to flash my brollie can =D...
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This shall suffices to make me a happy girl for the whole day =D ...Tralalalalala....
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Dazzling silver on the outside...
as I aged... =(childish young at heart...
SICK
This is how I feel at the moment...
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Initially...its mere sore throat...and it escalated to a full-blown cough just this morning...
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Well done...
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My throat is so god damn itchy...I wanted so much to slit it open...scratch...and apply some Mopiko...
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The way I cough and clear my throat...I tell you...you may just start wondering if I will sprout foam from the mouth...turn white eyes and just die any moment...
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For once...I find it so hard keeping my guts in...If I had cough any harder...I'm so worried they might just fall out...
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I've down some cough syrup...but apparently...its not working its magic...
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Damn...I forgot to check the expiry date...
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People...be kind...do something good for your karma....
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Kindly keep me in your prayers for a speedy recovery ok...
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*cough cough*
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I kid you not when I say I'm busy at work...
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Let you take a glimpse of the horrendous mess ...
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face work desk...I'm in a state of comatose...the devastation is eating me up...killing every last active atom jumping in my tired body...
Its Kaelen dearie b'day bash on Sat =D ...
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How I wished those sparkling bright eyes of his belong to Tenia =( ... 
See...Tenia's eyes...FIGHT WHAT SHIT... 
Mad People Hospital Woodbridge...that weirdo he is merely kidding about the commit sucide thingy...I wished him good health in many years to come...
Tenia attempting to lay her paws on our Canon IXUS800IS =D ...
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