Aiyo....come everybody...together...Awwwwwwwwwwwww.....

Good camera with good photographer (moi) take pictures is like that one... *smug*

chok chok chok chok chok...

*melt*

I never realised the sky can be this breathtaking!

The duo that stalk me to Phuket...

We started our Phuket city tour with elephant tracking...

See lah...my acute affnity with animal erected dick again! Don't play play...This time its an elephant...I only have myself to blame...for being drop dead gorgeous...*toss hair* ...

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We proceed for our lunch after the elephant tracking....OK actually elephant tracking was after the lunch....

Our lunch by the errr...swam? and sea...

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Then its Patong Beach after our Elephant Tracking and lunch...

The not-so-beautiful Patong beach...

You need to pay a bloody 50 baht to plonk your big ass on it k...Money grubber Thai! *bleah*

Then I saw a *cough* Mermaid *cough* looking out for her prey Prince Charming...

Still waiting...

Finally it dawned on*cough*Mermaid *cough* that she should pose seductively...

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Finally...her scam worked....and her Prince Charming finally apperared...

Opps...Sorry Sorry....wrong one wrong one...

Should be this one...

Chay...end up they only sit by the sea and do nothing...I thought they will make love by the sea or something Waste my time can...

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Mr Tok first Jet-ski advanture...

Apparently...I wished to join him...but sun too hot...and make-up will melt... yeah know??

Hence...I opt to take pics under the shades...Hee Hee Hee...

Tenia first affiliation with the sea and sand =)

Me...enjoying the sea and sand under the shade...

Suddenly...I heard someone calling "CHIO BU"...

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Naturally...I...

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Nabaiz... Took me 6847635628458 times to upload this pic lor...Humpf!

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Then we proceed to I-dunno-which-hilltop to watch sunset...

6.30pm sunset...

7pm sunset...

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Then we proceed to have dinner by the sunset...by the sea...=D ....I like I like I like....

The heavenly place for dining...

Letting you take a glimpses of my beauti-hu backview...

The breathtaking sunset I've been yakking and yakking and yakking about...photos taken at the heavenly dining place...

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Day 3 ...

Inside the speedboat...

We should all learn from my daddy excellent sitting posture!! STOP slouching you people!!!

What do you do when you are on a 40 mins speedboat journey...Hur Hur Hur...

You first time read my blog is it...You think I will settle with only one photo of moi...

His first snorkeling experience...=)

Weirdly...This is the only species of fish I saw at Phi Phi Island...

The other bitches beaches are seriously aren't so fantastic...that I don't think its worth my effort to fish my camera outta by bag to take even a shot... or I'm just too tired by then to even lift a limb >.< ...

I'm just too lazy to post another pic can...

Bro and Angel told me that Redang beach is 101 times nicer...=)

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Yesh...This is where we went at nite....

Fantasea is actually something like a muscial show thingy...The place is all beautifully and vivaciously lighted up...for awhile I thought Phuket got Disneyland siah...

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During the show...I caught Angel dozing off...and when I thought I can blackmail her...She actually caught me dozing off too...hahaha...

Helloooo....One ticket is a freaking SIN38 bucks lor....and she we doze off....

Shhhhh...Don't tell my mama and papa k...Shhhhhhh...I lub you hor...

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When I thought I can go back hotel and dive onto the bed...they bloody hell suggest to go drinking...

Its ang mo and trans everywhere...

Trans...

And more trans...

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One last last pic to warp all up...

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Out of the blue He She came...flashed...and I'm 70 bahts poorer....wah biang...like that also can...

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After that...I thought it will be wiser of me to just keep my camera and stop snapping...

Wait got more come and flash at me like that...I scared my heart cannot take it...>.<

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Next time I flashed like that...you pay me SIN70 lah...ok =D ...