Supposed to go Yoga yesterday...
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*ahem*Notice I say supposed huh...
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I dart out of office the moment the clock struck 6pm sharp...*cough* soooo sharp, I'm not even a nanosecond late ok...and happily bounce and spring and whistle my way to the bus-stop...
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BUT...wait a minute...
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I feel something hanging on the bridge of my nose...
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NAAAAAAABAY....
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I'M WEARING MY BLARDY SPECS...YOGA WHAT SHIT...
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I DON'T have SHARP nose HIGH bridge like you to HOLD THE SPEC IN PLACE when I'm bending down to reach for my toes lor...you see...
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I. NEED. MY. CONTACT. LENS!!!!!
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Brugggggggg.....
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I have never been self-destructive before...but I can't help this time but with a strong urge to just thrust my head right into the wall...and die...
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Seriously...Donor for braincells required...Any takers??!!
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This morning...first thing I squint open my stubborn eyes only huh...
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WEAR CONTACT LENS!!! Muahahaha...
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And so...if you will excuse me...I need to book myself a place for tonight yoga class...
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Byeeee....
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And oh...you know what...
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I don't wear bras for my yoga class...
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No wonder Pure Yoga is packed with hunks nowadays...*toss hair*
The one with her prom dress and his Zara suit... Keep bugging me to take FULL LENGTH PIC OF THEM... I find my brother very extra in the picture... ' I decided to... ' ' ' ' cropped him away... You can't deny the photo looks a gazillion times better without him... My mama also wanna join in our cam-whore session...*roll eyes* Him with his best haircut ever! See...so much nicer right...=) Good lor...handsome liao lor... He even has the audacity to challenge my brother take picture with him... ' Stupid leh...Should take with my father mah... ' ' She did attend the wedding dinner with us... She is bragging to her uncle she can make the rose in her hand disappear ... Her magic sucks big time lah... We teaching her to gesture "Good" Teach until she very fed-up... She still didnt get it right... Thumbs up got so difficult to learn anot??!! He kept bugging me the whole night to take his pictures...*roll eyes 360 degree* His should-I-or-should-I-not-go-toilet-and-shit look... Wah lau eh...Angel...please leh..... ' Can someone kindly tell Angel ...SHE IS SO THE BLIND... He Beckham...I Victoria huh... ' If you see him smile in photo...it only read he is drunk... Not only drunk but very the drunk!! OMG...Tenia giving me her millicentermeter smile!!! Please remind me to buy toto tonight! Its been long I take pic with this little rascal... She also dressed to kill ok... If all these are my kids...I will definitely die young... Tenia: Spoon spoon in my hand...tell me who's the fairest of them all... Tenia: You bloody spoon...You say its my Mummy right...I'm gonna bite until you bleed! Humpf! So cute you wanna date her right =) I told her I didnt wear my bras tonight... Just when the chocolate is almost in my mouth... A little disgression: I look damn fugly in that pic lah...OMG...Is that me??!! She withdraw her hand just in time before I had my bite...and had the chocolate herself... ' No yet eat rotan this fellow... I tell ya... She ask me take picture of her from this angel... Her mama is a shameless cam-whore you see... Clearly that apple didnt fall far from the tree =) ' Tenia had loads of fun running on this big big foyer... My fav shot of her =D Now I finally realised why she doesnt smile when she takes picture with me... We are all prettier then her you see... You see...I got pictorial evidence...Now we all know why huh... So nothing to gloat if she smiles when taking pic with you... it only reads YOU ARE FUGLY...haha... ' Oh ya...I've yet to show you the bride and groom hor...heeee... ' ' ' ' ' The one and only picture I can find... ' Cannot...I'm losing control of my neck muscle already... Someone pass me that kopi please... Yet another wedding dinner tonight...*Yawnz* ' I swear I don't even look half as good as the photo in reality =( ... If only... ' All my photos are so deceiving...Don't trust them... I swear I'm fucking photogenic... I kid you not... I took this picture with the intention to show you what I'm wearing today...I swear I extended my arms to the limit with all my mighty might... Too bad...that's the furthest my ' Come and stalk me at The Raffles Plaza tonight lah... I promised to let you have a scope of my sharkfin soup =)... ' ' ' ' You know what...I just realised I remember to shave my right leg...and forgot all about my left leg... ' Well done!! ' ' Is there any cure for stupidity huh?? ' Is there?? The one with the $400 Zara suit...PUI... Oei...not everybody has the chance to take picture with me lor...You want to smile...you smile properly huh I tell you... I suspect they don't brush their teeth...SMILE will die izzit??!! I don't remember his name...He tried to befriend me at wala... ' ' ' I've been procrastinating my Yoga class ever since I came back from Shanghai... Don't run away when I go and find you ok...
Don't ask me why I have so many wedding dinners to attend...It barffles me too why the whole world is inviting me to attend their wedding dinner...and yesh...ladies and gentlemen...I've attended yet another wedding dinner on Sat...
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This wedding dinner is merely my dad ex-shareholder's youngest son one...
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- My dad expects the WHOLE family to attend the wedding...
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- My dad went formal with FULL black suit and wear tie somemore...
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- My mum took two whole weeks just to find that perfect dress for this wedding...she even toy with the idea to go custom make one...
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- Brother went with his spanking $400 Zara suit...(he is dying to wear...)
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- Angel went with her nong white dress she wore during her Sec 4 promp night six years ago (which she was bragging the entire night that she can still fits in and kept reminding me that she can't lend me the dress cause my legs will be buried underneath a pile of fabric if I wear) ...*middle finger*
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- Feeling "pressure" after hearing my brother going with his spanking Zara suit... my cheapskate hubby even whipped out money to buy himself a new top and belt...and hor...he even went for a haircut just hours before the wedding...HE DIDN'T EVEN CUT HIS BLOODY HAIR BEFORE HIS OWN WEDDING LOR! *roll eyes 360 degree*
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Got problem lah...all these people...
Our turn =D
We were having truckload of fun and choking with laughter trying to take this we-don't-even-know-who-the-hack-he-is photo...We took his photo cause Angel thinks he resemble Beckham...
People...my daughter =D...
Weddng dinner yesterday was basically the usual sorts...Bride and groom soaking in bliss...Their parents beaming with joy...Food was not bad...mayb because I was so famished...I even toy with the idea to wolf down the small plate of green chillies on the table...luckily my still rational mind got the better of me and stopped me just in time...and to my surprise...everyone dressed to kill for the dinner...on a weekday somemore...giving me constant attack of self-consciousness...
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Dinner ended pretty late last night...I thought I might just puke foam and die... just trying to squint open my stubborn eyes this morning... let alone dragging my sleep deprived body out of bed...
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Can die I tell ya..
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I'm really old not young...Its imperative I get my daily eight hours dose of sleep...
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Me: Feed Mummy the chocolate can??
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Guess it has morphed into a trend to hold wedding dinner on weekdays...
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I.No.Like.I.Loathe.I.Detest.Attending.Wedding.Dinner.On.Weekdays ...
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Oh...Did I tell you how I heart the above pic ...*snigger*
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Its now my MSN display picture and soon after I blogged this...Its gonna appear in my Friendster =D...
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I look so prweeeety can...I can't stop admiring myself in the photo...
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*slap myself back to reality*
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If only I'm that fair...
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If only my eyes are that brown... 
short not-very-long arms can go...
Brother finally bought his $400 suit from ZARA...very nice I tell ya...
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Tenia bought a $76 dress from Gap...I buy...her grandfather pays...
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Tenia's mommy bought an uber nice dress @ $98...Tenia's grandfather contributed $50, and Tenia's daddy top up the balance...
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Muahahaha....Tenia's grandfather is such a BIG FAT Kai Zi....
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Here is how I got my $50...
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Mommy: Wahhhh....how much your daddy pay for Tenia clothes??!!
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Moi: $76 *snigger*
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Mommy: Aiyo...your daddy siao eh...$76 for children clothes...
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Moi: You think he like you huh..always go market buy those 3 for $10 one...*roll eyes*
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Mommy: Kids grow up very fast what...buy until $76 for what...
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Moi: Ya lor...I *cough*try to stop him already...but he insisted leh...you teach me from young must always obey what my daddy says what....right??!!
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Mommy: *roll her eyes 360 degrees*
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Moi - Daddy: Daddy...I don't need $76... $50 can already...*flashing him my most mermerising smile ever*
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Daddy fished out his wallet and pass me a $50 note...
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Muahahahahahaha.....
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Damn...Why didn't I ask for $500...I so hate myself now...
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Some backdated photos at Wala...
He is Lips the gay...
Lips and his pimply gay partner...
Timo...See how I've make you flawless...You better say thank you...or you will be curse to suffer from eternity of pimply face!
After an excruciating long wait...its finally Melvin's turn to take picture with me...
Cheers Rick!!
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Hopefully I will still be alive at the end of tonight class...
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If you don't see me blogging tomorrow...you should know what happened...
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Enjoy my curry chicken...
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I promised to chat with you in your dreams ...
