Amazing storm brewing yesterday evening...
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Sky already pitch dark at mere 6pm...
Well...as usual...I'm one lucky bitch...hubby chauffeur me home yesterday...I count my blessing...
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BUT...not so lucky after that...
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Can see anot...
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Come...I give you another close up...
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For those who think its my "masterpiece"...PLEASE GO KISS YOUR ASS!!!!
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NOT ME HOR...
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Horror hit us when we came out from our mum's house...
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*Piang* sound of my heart breaking...seeing the "dimple" on our car...
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I'm so farking angry I cannot begin to describe...
Some farking blur cock did a reverse...kissed our car and zoom off without even saying bye bye...
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Whoever you are...You ought to be shot in the balls...I tell ya...
I'm paralysed with nerves...I had this indescribable livid anger and immense hatred in me...
DON"T EVER LET ME FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE...I MAKE SURE YOUR FOUR TYRES GET PUNCTURED...I MAKE SURE I RUN MY KEY ALONG THE PAINT...
I do nice doodle ya know =D
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I loathes jerk...scumberg...with such irresponsible, totally uncalled for behaviour...they don't deserve orgasm...they don't deserve love...they don't deserve a living!
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See lah...this will cause another wound to our already badly wounded pocket...=(
We need money to fall from sky now...
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*Priscilla stomping off to make voodoo doll of that farking blur cock scumberg...*
' He did buy me =D ... ' I almost died...when he flashed me...=D ' He left me speechless... ' I'm dying of happiness... *Priscilla feeling all euphoric at the moment...* *Priscilla hyperventilating* And thousands of words due to top it all off... ' ' This is the 2nd time I received flowers from him...and his first time sending it to my office... ' But missing T&C mesh ring leh...hahaha... ' And did I tell you my wonderful colleagues surprised me with a scrumptious Japanese cusine for lunch...=D ' I'm such a lucky bitch basking in bliss can... I am oh-so-ecstatically happy...I can feel the ground no more =D ... ' Now...dinner with family as "grand finale"...=D ' Envy me k... =D ' ' *Priscilla's bimbotic hilarity ripping through the air...* ' And since I was bored witless at the office...I feel a fizz of anticipation in moi to photoshop the photo... ' Come...I show you my masterpiece... ' Are you ready.... ' Don't blink your eyes huh... ' ' ' Ta-dahhhhh... I'm so choked with my own brilliance can...It has never dawned on me I can be so photoshop *cough* savvy... =D ' Since I still have nothing better to do in office...I decided to photoshop something more challenging... ' My mum's face =D ... ' ' ' ' ' ' There you are...Mum gonna loves me even more...now that I can make her look flawless in photo...Hiak Hiak Hiak... ' ' Or maybe we should just booked ourselves an appointment with docs for some facelift job or botox injection =( ...Oh NOOooooooo...... ' ' One last photo to wrap all up... Be honoured that you only get to see my naked face exclusively at priscillious.blospot.com hor... ' For this picture...I shall let you ponder and scrutinize if I've photoshop it... ' Nayni Nayni Boo Boo...Just keep guessing....I ain't telling you... =D ' Cummon...what makes you think I can't have *cough*flawless skin leh... =( ... ' For those who think I've photoshop the photo...I hope you gonna have an enormous..utterly hideous pimple poping out right at the centre tip of your nose! Humpf! *weep* In memories of my T&C ring... ' She definitely gave me something to reminisce on... She is my very first T&C virgin purchase... She is never out of place with all my dressing...NEVER...EVER...I crown her my best buy ever... ' Its devastating and heart-wrenching that she is now out of my life... ' I only have myself to blame...for being absent-minded...letting my senses take a back seat...leaving her all alone at Phuket...*Petulant sulk* I outta be rotan a gazillion times on my sorry ass cheeks... =( ' For now...I can only settle for this... This ring...fight what shit with my T&C mesh ring you tell me... ' FIGHT WHAT SHIT... ' ' People...my b'day next week lor =D ... ' ' ' You seriously don't deserve a living...if you just don't get my...oh-so-obvious-hint... : / ' ' Go kill yourself can... Thats baby Rei....graced earth 04th July 2006...=) Graced earth 10th July 2006... ' ' I just planted my kiss generously all over their adorable faces yesterday =D... and oh ya...did I mention I also went Shhhhh...don't tell their daddies and mummies k....I lub you deep deep hor...^___*... ' ' For awhile...I missed my Tenia looking like that... Come...I show you how she retaliate nowadays when I tell her " NO NO"... ' You think this is bad?...Wait till you see this... ' ' ' She better behaves...or I'm gonna show this photo to her bf one fine day....Hiak Hiak Hiak... ' ' ' ' Go lah...make babies very easy one...make love only mah....=D Koko...the more nortorious one...busy sniffing around and lifting a leg here and there when she is at my place...readily to pee..."setting" her "territory" you see... ' Sandy was busy lurking at Koko throughout the evening...hahaha....making sure she doesn't pee...hahaha....but somehow... Koko did get away...and she didnt spare my floor rug... I got maid...nevermind =D .... If no maid also nevermind...Koko is a tad too adorable...she ought to be forgiven...=) ... ' Presenting you..the oversize Pinky=D...Harlo..I beg your pardon..she is of a Chihuahua breed k....Where got Chihuahua so big one... GOT...At Sandy & Andy place lor....=D Pinky is a total contrary of Koko...the latter being more quiet and tame...I heart this one more =D ... ' That's the duo... Andy and Sandy =) The evening was concluded...with a nice sweet feeling lingering... I hope Tenia did arouse the maternal instinct in them ....Tsk Tsk Tsk.... ******* Oh...Sunday was great... ' Hubby got himself a spanking dazzling new Nokia N80 =D.... I can't wait to 3G with him in the midst of my shower...*lecherous grin*...and yesh...you have every reason to envy my hubby ...Tralalalala.... ' Angel was the next happy soul on Sunday...finally mastering the art of eye make-up...*ahem*...Moi her teacher... Angel bought herself three eye shadows - one for the eyebone...one for highlighting...and the final one as eye colour.... Yesh dearie...thats the basic for a complete chio chio eye make-up...=) ' Angel woke up at 8am this morning...just to start her ever first make-up regime... Yesh... Yun and Eylse...if you are reading this...Please scoff at her the first thing you see her at work k....Hahaha.... Angel has now master 8th level of my make-up skill...she is qualify to teach... Go bug her like an irritating fly to teach you make-up now...Tsk tsk tsk... ' Some lousy pics from Hubby's new spanking dazzling N80... Angel says Tenia's new haircut sucks....but I thought kinda cute wor.... = ( ... Stylist: Tenia's mama... =D... Wahhh...the one with the beauti-hu eye-makeup... ' ' See...the photos...fight what shit with my K800i... Aiyo....come everybody...together...Awwwwwwwwwwwww..... Good camera with good photographer (moi) take pictures is like that one... *smug* chok chok chok chok chok... *melt* I never realised the sky can be this breathtaking! The duo that stalk me to Phuket... We started our Phuket city tour with elephant tracking... ' We proceed for our lunch after the elephant tracking....OK actually elephant tracking was after the lunch.... Our lunch by the errr...swam? and sea... ' Then its Patong Beach after our Elephant Tracking and lunch... The not-so-beautiful Patong beach... You need to pay a bloody 50 baht to plonk your big ass on it k...Money grubber Thai! *bleah* Still waiting... Finally it dawned on*cough*Mermaid *cough* that she should pose seductively... ' Finally...her scam worked....and her Prince Charming finally apperared... Opps...Sorry Sorry....wrong one wrong one... Should be this one... Chay...end up they only sit by the sea and do nothing... ' ******** Mr Tok first Jet-ski advanture... Apparently...I wished to join him...but sun too hot...and make-up will melt... yeah know?? Hence...I opt to take pics under the shades...Hee Hee Hee... Me...enjoying the sea and sand under the shade... Suddenly...I heard someone calling "CHIO BU"... ' ' Naturally...I... ' ' ******** Then we proceed to I-dunno-which-hilltop to watch sunset... 6.30pm sunset... 7pm sunset... ' Then we proceed to have dinner by the sunset...by the sea...=D ....I like I like I like.... The heavenly place for dining... Letting you take a glimpses of my beauti-hu backview... The breathtaking sunset I've been yakking and yakking and yakking about...photos taken at the heavenly dining place... ********* Day 3 ... Inside the speedboat... We should all learn from my daddy excellent sitting posture!! STOP slouching you people!!! You first time read my blog is it...You think I will settle with only one photo of moi... His first snorkeling experience...=) Weirdly...This is the only species of fish I saw at Phi Phi Island... The other Bro and Angel told me that Redang beach is 101 times nicer...=) ********** Yesh...This is where we went at nite.... Fantasea is actually something like a muscial show thingy...The place is all beautifully and vivaciously lighted up...for awhile I thought Phuket got Disneyland siah... ' During the show...I caught Angel dozing off...and when I thought I can blackmail her...She actually caught me dozing off too...hahaha... Helloooo....One ticket is a freaking SIN38 bucks lor....and Shhhhh...Don't tell my mama and papa k...Shhhhhhh...I lub you hor... ' When I thought I can go back hotel and dive onto the bed...they bloody hell suggest to go drinking... ' One last last pic to warp all up... ' ' ' ' ' ' Out of the blue ' After that...I thought it will be wiser of me to just keep my camera and stop snapping... Wait got more come and flash at me like that...I scared my heart cannot take it...>.< ' ' Next time I flashed like that...you pay me SIN70 lah...ok =D ...
I whooshed out of office when the clock struck 6pm sharp...not a nanosec late hor...
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I die die have to reach Orchard Taka Tower A, level 18th...No later then 6.50pm...for my 7pm yoga class...
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I need the oh-so-precious 10 mins to clear my bladder and change into my absolute hideous yoga attire...you see...
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Traffic is absolute horrendous at my workplace...its outta your imagination...
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Challenging...I tell ya...
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You will be lock behind door...even if you are a nanosec late...
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This is what I call disciplinary...I like =D ...
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I pierced thur' the crowd like Ninja throughout my journey...panting like mad dog...
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When you are racing against time... the red light always seem a tad longer then usual... the bus, MRT and lift seems to take forever to arrive... and even the bus, MRT and lift door seems to take a tad too long to close and open...
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Racing against time is no fun =(
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Although your two steps maybe equivalent to my miserable one step...(its not a crime to have short legs can...)
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I STILL MAKE IT ON TIME =D ...
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Applause people...Applause... I MAKE IT ON TIME!!!
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Time clocked 1851 hrs 03 secs when I reached Pure Yoga...*pat myself on the back* ...
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Yesterday Yoga class was disappointing...
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Just when I thought I was at the last row (so that I can follow the step from the people infront of me)...the instructor asked everybody to turn around and seat the other way...
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Hence... from last row...I became the front row...
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Next lesson...I'm gonna find myself a place in the centre row...Humpf...
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I was so busy lurking at people the whole lesson...I no no what farking shit the instructor is mumbling can...
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I WANT TO COMPLAIN!!!!
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But...nevertheless...I still had my pretty flushed pink cheeks...and oh-so-sexy "glowing" body at the end of the lesson =D ...
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I would like to show you visuals...but its not too ethical to take photos in dressing room yeah...wait got people behind me naked with D cup...HOW???
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Miraculously...I'm feeling full of liveliness on my way back...not a tad bushed...
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See....I told ya yoga is good...=)
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When I finally dived on bed...I drifted into slumber with minimum tossing...
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The next time my eyes saw the world...its the cheerful morning sun that greeted me...=)
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Its been a nong nong nong nong time, since I last slept so well...and felt so fresh...
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I so love my new found love...YOGA...
Yoga lesson was great...I've sealed the decision... signing up a 2 years contract with Pure Yoga...=D
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I can feel each and every inch of muscles from head to toes being stretched to the fullest...I tell you...Damn shiok!!
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OK... I confessed that I had a hard time for a start..."locating" all the different parts of my body..."pushing my left feet against my right inner thigh"..."right albow over left albow...and left palm gripping over your right palm"...
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I know its tough for you to start imagine the blur-cock-mouth-big-big look on my drop-dead-gorgeous face...
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But I don't think you will have any problem, visualising me with the pretty pink flush and eu-netural dewy look on my face...the perspiration reflecting sexy glow on my body....=D
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*wolf whistler*
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Yoga definitely spells purrrrfect to start movin my butt and exercise after a ten whole gracious years of hiatus...and procrastination...
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I tell myself...I'm gonna discipline myself... attending at least three classes per week =D
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Go kiss your ass for those who don't think I can adhere to that...*bleah*
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Oei...I got alot of visitor pass leh....care to join me? Tag me yeah =D...
I kid you not...when I say I'm going for my first Yoga class later =D ...
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And I kid you not either when I say I'm attending the class with mum =D
'I am scamming to make her pay for my course...you see...
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I feel a sparkle of excitment =D
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The thought of going Yoga...just bring me constant attack of self consciousness... =( ...
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I plucked...I shaved...I waxed...whatever you can think of to remove unslightly pubic hair...the whole of last night...making sure not a strand of hair will stick out when I stretch my arms sky high..
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* taking another peep & sniff * ...Ahhhhh...highhhhh...
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I can tell you I'm gonna look like a piece of shit today...cause who the hell in the right state of mind will wear make-up to Yoga class...and let it wash over with perspiration?? YUCKS can...
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And did I tell you I'm gonna wear the most hideous attire...its simply outta your imagination...I don't think I wanna "entertain" you with the "juicy" explicit descriptions...giving you another opportunity to deprive laughter from others misery....Imagine trotter-look-alike legs under skin-tight shimming leggings...
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What...want to laugh...go tickle yourself at underarms lah...*Roll eyes*
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I shall let my vanity take a backseat just for a day...before I start sourcing for pretty yoga attire =D...that may just cost a fortune
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I hope its gonna be loadtruck of funs... I'm secretly nurturing another sinful wish that eye-candy species with penis will be in abundance Tsk Tsk Tsk...
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*Priscillious taking another peep & sniff* ....Ahhhhh...shioooook...
Enough said...
Updates from mid-day...
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People...thats the foto of a drop-dead-gorgeous B'day girl...=D
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What are you waiting for...
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Say it after me people...H-A-P-P-Y B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y...
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YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BOMB HER WITH HEARTFELT WARM WISHES!!!!
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TWATS!!!
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Ya know...I'm not someone who is into celebration...ya know...
Cummon...B'day is just another day... isn't it...
What's the big hoo ha about man...I don't need a T&C ring...I think flowers are waste of money and a dinner is not neccessary lah...
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But do ya also know...
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Women are such werido...
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When you are told to never come round it...means that you need to get your ass over to her even during a typhoon or when a nuclear bomb is about to drop...
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And when you are told you don't need to walk her back, you need to hold her hand even tighter and insist on walking her back...
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When she says doesn't matter about the T&C ring...she is actually dying to lay her paws on it...
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When she says dinner is not neccessary...she is actually dying you blindfold her and drive her somewhere for a candlelight dinner...
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When she says flowers are waste of money...she is actually checking her office door every nanoseconds for delivery...
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When she says b'day is just another day...She is secretly nurturing a wish you had it all planned for her...
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This is woman...I tell ya...
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Gotcha??
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You twat!!!
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Nevertheless...thanks for the *ahem* overwhelming heartfelt wishes from all dear friends since last night...=D...you know who you are...I lub you deep deep...*flying kiss*
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Luckily I"m holding K800i...its still going strong with the immense sms-es coming in...if other phone...sure hang already...Hahaha....
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Thanks for soaking me in bliss...
Firstly...let me rattle here...that I'm extremely...supremely pissed...that pissed is in fact an understatement... that farktard blogspot hang on me while I'm in the midst of this entry...now that I have to bloody hell re-write everything from zilch! HUMPF!
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My weekends was relatively blend...leaving me with deficient blogging material... =(
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If only Sandy had informed me earlier of Pinky's B'day bash...I will definitely make myself avaliable...and maybe I will have something interesting to blog about today...
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I OWE PINKY A BIG FAT PRESSIE!!! I'm gonna get that gem something nice... =D
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Did I tell you I've been picking a book or two and started reading again...
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I only regreted why it never dawned on me to start reading earlier...
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Now my journey on a public transport seems a tad "faster" and "shorter" with a book on hand =D
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What an *cough* accomplishment...I've finished two books within a fortnight... =D...and I've bought myself another 2 more over the weekends...TrainMan...The Devil Wears Prada...
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I just had this strong hunch that Angel gonna borrow The Devil wears Prada from me...
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Cummon Angel...prove my hunch right yeah...Hahahaha....
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You know...over the weekends...me all doll-up...looking pretty and such...and you know...my Canon IXUS 800I sitting seductively on the table...seemlying telling me : "Come...use me...abuse me ...click me" ...I must have been hypnotised...I sauntered dreamily and picked up the camera...and you know...like basic instinct like that...without me knowing it...I had the len focus on me...and started posing...snapping...shamelessly...
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I kid you not...when you seriously ought to be shot dead...if you still don't agree that narcissism rules!!!
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Go lah...ask police to catch me...I'm so scared...I'm trembling can...Tralalalalala....
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When I was at this photo...I mutter to myself....If only without the bloody lines and bags...
I hope I didnt scare the living daylight outta you...=p
I'M MISSING MY T&C MESH RING TO BITZ......
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I felt a huge wave of melancholy... photoshop-ing the photo... *wipe tears*
Go take photos of superman while I've nothing to rave about today k.... =D
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http://hk.promo.yahoo.com/movie/superman/Stop_Press_Game/index.html
Just when I thought I've no blogging material for the day...
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I dropped the toilet key inside the toilet bowl... =D...
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Great! Toilet key inside the toilet bowl...(wahhh...it rhymes purrrrfectly =D ...)
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Drowning in a pool of urine that reads my DNA somemore... =D
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I gave the key a death stare...my heart hammering...I can even hear...
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I started scanning around the small cubical like a squirrel searching for a nut...looking for any prop I can used to fish out the key...
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Its just 3 walls...one door...a toilet bowl that I see...scanning the cubical for the 5687458745 times...
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I looked at my *cough* dainty hand ... and shudder at the thought....
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YUCKS can...
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The thought itself is... nauseating...
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BUT...what other options do I have...YOU TELL ME...YOU TELL ME...
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Tick Tock...Tick Tock...Tick Tock...
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Now...its time for a life-and-death decision...
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I had to struggle for the longest time in my life to make up my mind...its tormenting I tell you...
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Tick Tock...Tick Tock...Tick Tock...
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FCUK LAH I WLIL JSUT BOLODY HLEL FSIH THE KEY WTIH MY HNAD...IF THE KEY IS SLTIL BOLODY HLEL IN THE TEIOLT BWOL AEFTR I FUSELHD...
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NO WAY I'M FISHING THE KEY WITH MY NAKED HAND WITHOUT FLUSHING!!!
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So...I flushed...and the damn key still lying motionless inside...*&^%())*&(*&
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I closed my eyes...scrunched up my face tightly...dipped my hand in...
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Everybody...together....YUCKSSSSSS....
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I felt like I was being raped by a Bangala can...
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As fast as lightening (or even faster)...I dashed out of the cubical...threw the nauseating key into the basin...on the tap at full blast...and let the water run on it...
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While I at the other basin...pump out all...as in literally... ALL... the hand wash detergent and scrub my hand...arm... with all my mighty might...as though an insane Sars patient came and split saliva on me...
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You are wrong if you think the story just ends here...
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Hahahaha...the best part is...My colleague was waiting for the key to the toilet...
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Suay colleague: Eeee...why the key so wet...
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Moi: *Swiftly...without even blinking my eyes* Orhhh...I dropped the key into the basin lor...
I almost died surpressing my laughter can...I'm so evil...Hahaha...
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But to think back...Shouldn't I count my blessing that I was peeing instead of pooing... =D ...
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Imagine this...
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Suay Colleague: Eeee...why the key got brown brown one...
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Moi: *Swiftly...without even blinking my eyes* Orhhh...the key rusty lah...
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Hahahaha....
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Oei...don't shun when you see me leh...
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Shake hand lah...=D
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I very friendly one...you no no meh... =D
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Cummon everybody...together....melt...go berserk...squeal...hyperventilate...
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So cute even when she is frowning can.... =D...
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If you still rem...thats baby Bryan =D...punch pinching them on their thighs... cheeks and anywhere else you can think of =D ... 
I never realised she is growing at such an alarming speed till I looked back at the photos...=)
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Hmmm....I do have a pretty lot to rattle about my hmmm...pretty hmmm interesting weekends...I thought....
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In case you have yet to realise...Bliss is simply doing the most mundane things in life... =)
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What can be better when your hubby is down with sore eyes with 2 days mc keeping you company the whole of weekends...spending quality time with wifey and daughter....
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Its awesome...I tell you...=)
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I sliently nurturing a single wish... that...hubby will errr....kinda not recover from his sore eyes and get a few more days of mc...*Evil grin*.....
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Sandy and Andy came all the way to pass us a singing pig on Sat evening....Yesh...a Singing Pig....
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This is the one... =)
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Yesh...Timo...I can lend you to propose to Pixie if you deem this prop appropriate ... Hahaha...
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We had a great time yakking about their two "dogthers"...which Sandy called her two doggies...Dog + daughter = Dogther ...you see.... =) ...
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This is what I call a no horse run photo from a camera phone k...humpppppp.....
From "The Five People You Meet In Heaven"...
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Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. BUT hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves...
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For some reason... this quote just hit me hard...real head...it just keeps repeating in my head like a tape that got stuck...
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Nope...not that I'm holding any anger against anyone nor I'm hating anybody....just a thought how nice it will be if everybody can abide and live by this quote...
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Wars would end...Birds will sing...Pigs can climb the trees... and the world will be a much better place to live in... =)
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BUT...I know...said is always easier then done...
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How many a one can forgive the Bangala that raped you...
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How many a one can forgive the murderer that just killed your loved one...
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How many a one can forgive the bastard(bitch) that just mess the hell outta your life...
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Do you still remember the lightness you felt, the last time you forgive someone...
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Do you still remeber the lightness you felt, the last time you stopped hating someone...
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I shall now abide by the quote....and forgive my boss, making me come back to work on a bloody
Sat...and forgive TCS for the re-play of Superband to be schedule on a bloody Sat morning 9.30am...
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Yeah...I feel so light now =D ....
In case you have no idea...EFFICIENT is my middle name....
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And here you are...my Phuket photos =D...
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See lah...my acute affnity with animal erected dick again! Don't play play...This time its an elephant...I only have myself to blame...for being drop dead gorgeous...*toss hair* ...
Then I saw a *cough* Mermaid *cough* looking out for her prey Prince Charming...
I thought they will make love by the sea or something Waste my time can...
Tenia first affiliation with the sea and sand =)
Nabaiz... Took me 6847635628458 times to upload this pic lor...Humpf!
What do you do when you are on a 40 mins speedboat journey...Hur Hur Hur...
bitches beaches are seriously aren't so fantastic...that I don't think its worth my effort to fish my camera outta by bag to take even a shot... or I'm just too tired by then to even lift a limb >.< ... I'm just too lazy to post another pic can... 
she we doze off....
Its ang mo and trans everywhere...
Trans...
And more trans...
He She came...flashed...and I'm 70 bahts poorer....wah biang...like that also can...
