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Thursday, June 28, 2007


I blast my radio the moment I step in office today...
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Jay Chou rocks big time...
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I heart him to bitz...
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不能说的密秘...
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I so anticipating can... :D
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The period is a week late...
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But...I seriously don't think so...

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007



See how she tried to mimic me using my D70s...squinting her eyes...when there is no viewfinder to begin with...
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PUI!
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Not so cute when she deleted ALL the photos in the memory card that I wanted to develop for friends for the longest time...
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Angry can!
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CUTE? My left foot huh...Cute...
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Not yet eat rotan this fella!

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Dive straight to bestie's of 21 years...I repeat again... 21 years...new nest after my work... with agenda to 1) discuss gatecrashing ideas (secondary) ...2) Work as coolies (primary)
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Her house is one of the most unique concept I came across.
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She had allocated 20% of her hall to the kitchen...50% as dining area...leaving a miserable 30% as hall.
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Tell me...how unique is that...
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The couple passion for food...or rather pastries...is definitely outta our imagination... They are already anticipating truckload of time to be spend in the kitchen and dining area...
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Luckily they are still sane to leave the bedroom alone...

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This is not even inside the bathroom can. Its outside the bathroom...part of the bedroom.
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How brillant is that...The couple need not lom chiam pass to use the basin :D
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My pictures aint doing the house any justice. Its definitely far more impressive in reality!
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The cause of us being coolies...
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Guess what's the wooden spoon for...
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Ya! To knock your head! *roll eyes*
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Its their wedding favour people :)
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Got significance behind it can...
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It all happened on one bright sunny day... As usual, the bride-to-be -Sylvia was busy prancing around the kitchen with a wooden spoon in her hand... then for some reason... she accidentally (or purposely...I not sure lah) lose grip of the wooden spoon, and dropped it on the floor.
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Just as she was about to bend down and pick up the wooden spoon... the groom-to-be-Jeremy appeared from no where and picked it up for her...
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Their eyes met...and love blossom from that very moment...
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OK...Fine! I fabricated that part...
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The wooden spoon actually symbolised their passion for food and pastry, and its because of this passion...that their love was given a chance to bloom.
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So... now you know why.
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Saw the pile of ribbons? You think it comes in strip?

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My left foot lor! They come in roll, we have to manually cut them into strips of 50cm...

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450 strips people...FOUR HUNDREDS AND FIFTY STRIPS I BEG YOUR PARDON...

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I don't call ourselves coolies for nothing...Everybody busy working their tits off...

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Those with no nimble fingers are to cut the ribbon into strips, while the rest to tie the ribbon on the wooden spoon.

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Tying a ribbon sound like the easiest job on earth.
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But to tie a nice one seriously require some aptitude...
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See what I mean?

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Hopefully the hard work behind the wedding favour will be deeply appreciated by the guests...
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OK...enough of the wooden spoons and ribbons...
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Now...The gatecrashing ideas *evil grin*
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Due to time constraint...we only have a mere 35mins to make a mincemeat out of the groom...
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And too bad...lao niang now is very lazy to share the explicit details with you...
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You know lah the usual singing...dancing...Q&A...wasabi...inescapable one...
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Wah...You know hor...I did my goggle search on gatecrashing ideas...and I chance upon this one...
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To dip the tampon in a Ribena, and make the groom suck dry...
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WAH LAO EH!
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I reckon I'm a very disgusting person by nature...I also find this one...a tad too overwhelming gross to adopt the idea...
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Utterly YUCKS!
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Nonetheless...

Jeremy...you are so gonna be one dead meat I tell ya...MUAHAHAHAHAHA ---> Ultimate evil grin can



I so look forword to 7th July 2007 :D


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Little Bryan celebrates his 1st year old at NTUC chalet :D
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The Birthday Boy...
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was in the least joyous...

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Pictorial evidence...

Still feeling sulky...
"Sorry...I not gay...I would very much prefer a real-size doll in sexy lingerie to a fugly bunny...Thanks!"
I don't want Mummy...I want my real size doll!!
Nope...I'm so not gonna smile for even a mille-centimeter till you get that real-size doll!

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WHERE IS MY REAL SIZE DOLL ??? I WANT MY REAL SIZE DOLL!!!

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Haha...As much as I hate to admit I'm a sadist...I just get into fits of giggles at the photo of Bryan crying.

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If you don't know...You might just thought its Diva Rei b'day instead...

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I can never get enough of this Diva...



I ask the mother " Can I pinch her please?"

In which the mother replied : " Then can I box you anot?"

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It took every ounce of my willpower not to pinch Diva Rei...

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And what is a birthday without the cut cake ritual...



Sorry huh father Tay...Not that I don't like you...but I'm just not photoshop savvy enough to flip the cloud of thoughts away from your handsome face...
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Anyway...Happy 1st Birthday Bryan :D..

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Stay healthy always...and can you pls forget about your real size doll and smile abit more anot...

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People missing in action for quite some time can... I thought you might miss her...

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Wah...FINALLY! THE END!
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ZERO! DUN HAVE! KO SONG! ZILCH! NIL! 没有! 零蛋! photo of moi!
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Lai...clap clap!

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Monday, June 25, 2007


An eventful weekends...
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Truckload of photos...
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I need time...
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Be patience...
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Patience is a virtue...I hope your mama told ya!
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Meanwhile...during my absence...
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Guys...Aint you glad you are reading my post...

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For those A-cup holders...Lai leh...Go take a pic of your face distorted with jealousy and show me leh...

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Friday, June 22, 2007


Big boss wife just gave birth to their 3rd baby yesterday morning...
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He had two girls previously...and finally...the third one is species with penis...
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You should really see how I was rolling my eyes, when I received his e-mail with an attached photo of his newborn.
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I should so do a print screen to show you the recipients list...I was like... OMG... I am very sure he did contemplate to announce the arrival of his son in the newspapers lor.
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If my memory did not fail me...it was a total contrary during the birth of his 2nd daughter... there was no e-mail...no photo...no celebration...no nothing!
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I'm so anticipating a boisterous affair during his prince full month...
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Wah...so got kuku jiao...BIG FUCK LOR...
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Nah! The bastard one with the kuku jiao...

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So cute hor... He and Tenia two years apart only...GOT CHANCE... GOT CHANCE :D

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And if only the prince is out a day later...

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He will be sharing the same birthday with my man :D...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE!

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Tonight... I'm all yours...at your disposal...

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Be gentle k...me scared...

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My horoscope for the day...courtesy of Friendster...

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The Bottom Line
Retail therapy isn't effective. Avoid the mall. Impulse buys will only be regretted.


In Detail
Retail therapy is not a very effective way of dealing with problems right now -- so avoid the mall and do not get out that plastic! Any impulse buys you make today might provide a temporary relief of your symptoms, but they definitely won't do anything to cure the underlying cause. Save your money for another day and, instead, take a walk, visit a friend or do something else that costs nothing. You'll get much more value of out it.

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So...please do me a favour and stop reminding me, there is a MANGO SALES going on can...

Thank you huh!

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Thursday, June 21, 2007


Hi people !

Let me introduce myself - I AM PRINCESS FILIFALA, and I am the GUEST BLOGGER for today.
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Why guest blogger, you ask?
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Cuz our beloved Priscillious is TOO SHY to blog about this topic herself.
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SHY LEH PEOPLE !!!!! Since when is our dearest Priscillious ever SHY. I have told her countless of times that SHY is the last adjective on her personality list. But she insisted that I write this entry for her.

So OKAY lor. PRINCESS FILIFALA GUEST BLOGGER LOR !
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Apparently, some people commented that our dearest Priscillious resembled FAYE WONG in her recent zipia/pongpong-wannabe photoshoot for Gems of Love.
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Then the SUPER-NOT-SHY Priscillious went to search the entire WWW for Faye Wong lor. Then shamelessly photoshop her photos together lor.
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I REPEAT. SHAMELESSLY LEH PEOPLE.
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SHY........................................................
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ANYWAY. please people. gear up your socks, or whatever, and be prepared to laugh 'em off. again. and again.
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WAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
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okay people. Presenting to you... our beloved Priscillious, aka Tan Faye.


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HOW HOW HOW !??!!??!?!? LOOK LIKE BO !??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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laugh with me leh people.
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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Princess Filifala

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Wednesday, June 20, 2007


Wah...I seriously can't wait to flaunt my fabulous photos to the WWW man!

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Thanks Gem of Love once again, fufiling my supermodel fantasy :D

A short one...but a supermodel nonetheless :D...



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Don't have 100%, also have 60% can...



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People play with shades...


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TEYYYYYYYYYYYY! FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!


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Aiya...If only I got open my mouth slightly...



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ALSO VERY ATTITUDE CAN!

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Swee...I like!


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BOMBSHELL CAN! B-O-M-B-S-H-E-L-L!


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Wah. I send this photo to Princess Filifala...and she said...

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Bomb my ass...
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Wah rao...I ish hurt...
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Well...what are you expecting...with a veteran photographer and a shameless camwhore versatile model, you tell me...

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When I say versatile...

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I mean I can go...

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All eu-netural :D...

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The act cute one...

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And the uber attitude one...

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They commented that I bear a striking uncanny resemblance to Faye Wong in some of the photos...

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*blush* Oh Really??!!

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The soles huh?

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Wah! Do you know... Because of this photoshoot...I went to medi and pedi the night before (professionalism people)...I even comtemplated to had a haircut...I was all out to take the photo shoot with a big bang!

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And did I tell you I even spend a whooping $120 patronising them...

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Wonder what they did to reap such good karma to have befriend me!

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I so heart their merchandise this time round can! You seriously don't know what you are missing if you have yet to pay their webbie a visit...
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And oh ya! Gem of Love will be participating in a flea market held at Clarke Quay on 29th and 30th June - 6pm to 12am.
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I'm so gonna be there to support my dear friends, and...who knows...I might adjoined to MOS after that.
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Come...Mai tu liao! Mark your calender now and notify all your fellow friends and relatives and neighbours and colleagues about the bazaar.
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Lai ah! Lai ah! Free Priscillious autograph for every purchase make!
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Please! Start saving and eat bread if you have to!
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PRISCILLIOUS FREE AUTOGRAPH LOR! YOU DON'T WANT MEH?

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