I show you something...you don't bink your eyes huh....
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DON"T BLINK HUH....
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*scream* ARE YOU READY!!!!!!
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You know what is this anot...Hur hur hur....
You know what is this in my hand anot...Hur Hur Hur...
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Nevermind....come ...I give you another closer look.....
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Ninglaohianabaizchowcheebye....Its a dazzling spanking new SE800i in my hand OK OK OK!
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Tell me you are darn farking envy of me! Muahahaha......
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Kindly allow me to proceed and show off introduce this hp to you.... =D
Screen damn bloody big....colour damn bloody nice and rich ...
Fonts very chio .... I like =)
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Thats not all....Come...I show you what I like best about this ninglaohianabaizchowcheebye spanking K800i ....
Do you know with this function...It can save me a "trip" to photoshop... I love it to bitz!!!
I can do auto level...adjust brightness.... reduce red eyes ...rotate...and the list go on and on... =D ....
See the before and after....as pro as Photoshop can!
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I can even add cliparts and fonts to my pictures! Amazing!!!!
Look at the varieties of clipart.... damnit...I should have tried the pig nose....on Mr Tok pic lah....Hahaha...
Taraaaaahhhhhh....Presenting you the pic with clipart and text! =D
Apparently... I think the font size is this BIG ...cannot be re-size =( ...
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Last but not least....they even have a "blog this" function, where you can take a pic and blog about it immediately...in conjuction with blogspot bloggers only =D ....
But I no stupid lor...I know GPRS airtime is chargable......I've penetrated your scam...you evil money grubber service provider... ....and nope I'm not showing you the pic behind....nayni nayni boo boo...=p
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Tell me leh....Hahahaha....
I lovessssssss my hp to bitz lah!!! =D
*Ahem*...Notice anything about my hair huh huh huh....
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YUP...I CUT MY HAIR AGAIN !!!! =D
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What do you do... when you are with a new haircut...with a new Canon IXUS 800IS and a new SE k800i??!!
ITS CAMWHORE TIME!!!!!!!
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Wait lah....Show you one pic of moi before my haircut...cause I very chio can....=D
*wolf whistler*
Cummon...start bugging me for my stylist nbr =D ...
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Treat me to dinner....I might just cough out her nbr....Hee hee hee...
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Ok lah....Today weather very good...and my mood very beauti-hu....I shall bestow you some bonus photos to wrap this entry up... hee hee hee ho ho ho...
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Nevermind....my mood very beauti-hu....scoff for all I care...... =p
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I got SE k800i ...you don't hv..... Tralalalalalalalala.....
' How to trade-in for skyhigh price...you tell me...YOU TELL ME!!!! ' ' My wishlist for now... Cummon everybody.......repeat after me....SONY ERICSSON 800i =D I'm hyponotised by its 3.2 megapixel camera with autofocus, and then dunno what built-in xenon flash and image and video stabilizer function... and did I mention its a 3G phone somemore... =D This phone spell fantastic news for cam-whore like me can....I seriously can't wait to lay my paws on it...... ' ' See I'm so kind can...I save you guys all the trouble to crack your head on what to get me for my b'day =D ... *Flashing my most mermerising smile ever* TMD...I hope you all get lock jaws lah.....U...yesh U...STOP LAUGHIING CAN....and U...stop rolling on the floor and get back to your seat!! Humpf! ' So farni meh...Hur hur hur.... ' My pig is ugly but adorable can...*bleah* ' I'm doing some personality test lah .... ' Oei...do your test first before you peep what my oh-so-nice drawing say about me huh...*toss hair* ' ' Towards the middle of the frame, you are a realist... Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates... With many details, you are analytical, cautious and distrustful... With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals... Then size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. You are a poor listener... The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You have a GOOD sex life... ' Hee hee hee...ho ho ho .....Dun play play....*cough* GOOD *cough* sex life wor....Damn...I'm such a lucky bitch can... Tell me you envy me...hahaha... ********** I had a pleasant surprise yesterday, when I read this blog entry... ' Here's the highlight of the blog entry....as I've the ability to forsee that there will be many pigs too lazy to click on the link...U PIGS! QUOTE: Had a mini discussion about Pretty Mommy's blog today with Angeline. Pretty Mommy is Chen Chongzhi's sister but the 2 of them seems so so so so different. Imagine Angeline's (crappiness + narcissism) x 2 or maybe even x 3. That's Pretty Mommy. But that's what make her blog so delicious I guess. Yun and I are already fans. HAHA. And for your info, she's called Pretty Mommy because she's really pretty even when she's already a Mommy to a cute little girl. Check out the link from Angeline's blog if interested... UNQUOTE: *A-hem* I got blog fans k.....I GOT BLOG FANS K!!! They didnt say I'm pretty...they say I'm REALLY PRETTY...=D ' Cannot...cannot...Its time I start learning to pose like a blog *cough* STAR... ' ' Good try... Getting better... and better... Getting *cough* professional... Almost there... Swee la! This is what I call - PURRRRRFECT!! ' Hahahahaha........See lah....where else can you get such entertainment huh huh huh.... Only exclusively at priscillious.blogspot.com k k k! *toss hair in a thoroughly irritating manner, you just wanna shoot me dead* ' As reciprocity to my *cough* fan-si ....I will each present them an exclusively drop-dead-gorgerous poster of moi...accompanied with my autograph...=D ' Yesh...be very very very extremely envy of my blog fan-si...Ho ho ho...Hee hee hee...Ha ha ha... Here's an irritating pic of him....I can't wait to throw flying darts at it... I hope he gets rape upside down by some bangalas lah....Hahaha.... ' ' I'M VEXED LAH...EXTREMLY VEXED....that VEXED is in fact an understatement!!!!! I just feel like sticking my claws into anyone at sight...strangle anyone like how I will strangle a dead chicken...and sream bad words.....BAD BAD words!!!! BUT...right now...sadly that I'm still sane...I can only bite my lips...pull my hair outta my scalp...hold back my piercing words and pinch myself hard at the underarms.... *Priscillious whining cutting through the air* ... I desperately need to tuck myself snugly in some embrace...I desperately need Anyone to lend me your sturdy broad shoulder please??? ' Quit being inquisitive...I will not breath a word.... ' Errr....treat me to a dinner lah....I might just cough up my story... Didn't I tell you narcissism rules.... =p Dana is suppose to have a swim with Tenia...but for some reason I can't remember...we only end up strolling along the beautiful big pool, while I let my Tenia dipped her dainty feet into the pool as compensation =) ... I bet Tenia had enjoyed the company of Dana jie jie, as much as I've enjoyed the food and catching up with Catherine and the Queks....=D I appreciate the invites to bitz... Thanks =) ' ************* On Sunday...its Mummy's 52nd Birthday.....=D... and Daddy came all the way back from China to celebrate with her.....Aweeeeeeeee......... People do collage...I also do collage...why people one so nice while mine look like a piece of shit and so f**king small when upload into my blog...and did I tell you I detest looking small in pictures?! Huh Huh Huh... That's more like it... =D Daddy treats us to a scrumptriously yum lunch @ Corpthone Orchid Hotel?? along Bt. Timah Road...every dish was downright mouth-watering....I was too engross with the food that I forgot to click with my Canon.... Damnit....I planned to make you go hungry and drool with the pics one....Its your lucky day to get away with it...*Bleahhhh* Then for dinner...its brother and my turn to treat mum =D ....But apparently atm was no where at sight....we had to make Daddy pay for the dinner first ... *Priscilla's daddy is a Kai Zi* ...Hahaha Its been a week since the opening of the newly revamped Newton Food Center... we decided to give it a try ... Needless to say...business was thriving...crowds was a big turn off.....we waited like 15 mins or more before we managed to plonk our big ass on the seats...and did I mention that carpark was full, we had to park our car across the street... =( It didnt help either when the food was mere mediocre.... *Thumb down* Nayyyy....Newton is disappointing....I'm giving it a miss.... Unless...otherwise....you are footing the bill ...=)... SIN$19.90... SIN$25.90 OK OK...I golden basin wash hands...last buy online...=p ' If I make another online purchase... I will never attain orgasm ever again...* choke badly at own saliva* ' ' Errrrr......Change to itchy sole at night can??
WORKING ON SAT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED! WORKING ON SAT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED! WORKING ON SAT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED! WORKING ON SAT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED! WORKING ON SAT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED!
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Cummon everybody....chant with moi!
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FARK THE BOSS! WORKING ON SAT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED! FARK THE BOSS! WORKING ON SAT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED! FARK THE BOSS! WORKING ON SAT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED! FARK THE BOSS! WORKING IN SAT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED!
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For those who work 5 days week....
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I HOPE YOUR NEIGHBOURS START DRILLING HIS WALLS AT 7AM ON EVERY SATURDAY MORNING LAH.......MUAHAHAHAHA.....
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Tralalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala....
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COME SHOOT ME DEAD LAH.....*sing* Why am I waiting....Why am I waiting....Nani nani boo boo....Why am I waiting...Why am I waiting...Nani nani boo boo... *bleah*
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Tralalalalalalalala.....
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I GO FIND BANGALAS NOW TO FARK MY BOSS!
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WORKING ON SAT SHOULD BE ABOLISHED CAN! T___T
The clumsy moi dropped my beloved SE750i on the bloody rough concrete ground can!!!
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Can you imagine how horrendous it is to witness how my SE750i slipped off my hand...make a three and a half sommersault in the air nevermind...plonked hard on the ground still nevermind...BUT I MIND when my "frivolous" SE750i still playfully do a "cartwheel" stunt siah...aggravating its already "wounded" self...before it gladly stay motionless...
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Aftermath?
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Need I say more??? I believed this beauti-hu picture by my *ahem* CANON IXUS 800IS is exuding explicit details....ITS SCARRED PERMENTNANTLY CAN!!!!
Can I swear huh?
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TAMADEWANGBADANCHOWJIDANNIJIAMUJIBUSHENGDAN
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The whole world is like out on a mission to irritate the hell outta me...
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I wanted very much to scream...but my scream just froze mid-throat...
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I felt this incredible weight on my chest...heavy thoughts lingering...
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The feeling is nauseating....I hope I can just chuck everything else aside and indulge myself in a temporary peace... where my mind is free and un-cluttered...
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It didnt help either when someone tagged and tell me my blog is getting boring.... I wanted to just strangle myself and end it all....
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Moi sms to him..
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Moi: Nabaiz...say my blog boring...I hope you get itchy sole tonight!
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Him: LOL...Thank you...but I slept well last night *smiley icon*
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Moi: You go find a window and jump out can...
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Him: The window is locked. I guess offices already figured that people like you exist. Small thing only jump here hump there...That's why they make the windows LOCKED...
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Moi: Hahaha...Idiot... You then sure have itchy soles tonight...I hope you can't get to sleep tonight *bleah*
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Him: You won't attain orgasm ever agan if I get itchy soles...
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Moi: Tim 1 Pris 0 ....Like that you win liao lor...
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Him: *smiley icon* OK...Clap clap clap...
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Moi: ............
a two reactive tearducts and succumb myself to a good bawling session...
I will just let my pictures do the talking for my filled-to-the-brim weekends....
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To kick off.... Its Dana's 2nd Birthday@ Queenstown Condo.... =D
I look too small in the collage can....*frown*
Princess Dana =D ...This absolute gem is growing at an alarming speed....getting prettier everytime I see her... =D
The website better set password to STOP me from access.....or I'm gonna declare bankrupcy...
