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All these drop-dead gorgeous babes also have quality!

My hum-sub hubby cannot stop snapping them...

You see what I mean...

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The babes sure had fun...tormenting the poor groom and brothers...

Then go through a series of Q & A...

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But the groom managed to take them all confidently in his stride...cruising through the Q&A in breeze!
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*Ahem* ...I'm pretty skeptical...I confirmed...chopped...sealed plus guarantee with two years unlimited warrant...I smell conspiracy lor...you know I know...who is the traitor...
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We don't say the name..
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Who the hell will know... let alone remember your love one serial number in Primary school??!!
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I mean...do you even talk about it??!!
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I really kowtow to the girls who came up with this question...Brillant lah!
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FINALLY! The moment everybody has been waiting for...

Presenting you Mr and Mrs Paul Ho!

Awwwwwww...How sweet is that...

My dad will never agree to take a picture like that... even at gunpoint to sacrifice blow jobs or sex ...

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Then hor the bride proceed to the groom's house and bla bla bla...while I went home to catch my beauty sleep... so that I will wake up with bright eyed, glowing skin... and that my human engine will be revving itself to take me out with a big bang at the wedding dinner...
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Looking drop dead gorgeous like the rest of the babes...

Each and everyone dressed to kill that night lor!

So...who's contact number do you want?

And where is my dinner...

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Presenting you the bride's sister and my bestie since 8 years old!

I'm always glowing with pride at the mention of her...

I have a friend of more then 2 decades...You have anot...*toss hair*

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I so heart her heart-shape face! And ain't she gorgeous...

I feel so lackluster standing beside her...

I thought this is a very professional shot of the reception table...

I take one :D

Wahhh...Ain't Paul and Meiru lucky to have someone like her at the recept...

Princess Tok did it again...arousing the maternal instinct of these girls...

Especially Jolyn one...

She claims that she can't find any sperms doner...

Any takers??!!

The babes even custom make this poster for the couple!

If you think thats all...

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The babes even went that extra mile to do up the most heart-warming photo montage I ever seen...

Composed a song dedicated especially to the lovely couple, which the emcees sang during the dinner...melting the heart of the guests present...

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Speaking of which...first time I witness a 80 over tables wedding dinner!

I don't want to lament about the massive jam at the carpark, when we left...

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Okie back to the babes...

The babes definitely make the day a special and memorable one...not only for Paul and Meiru...but also a special and memorable one for each and every guests who attended the wedding...

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The wedding will not be the same without their enthusiasm and participation...

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Well done girls!

Paul and Meiru owe you guys a BIG BIG one :)

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I challenge you to try take a shot like that with your silly half-ass digi camera...

Sharing their joy...

Cheers to their eternal blissful marriage!

Okie, at least now you can see the groom face...

Paul...relac lah...Pour champagne nia...

Then the couple gave their Thank You speech...

Jie Jie fighting hard to hold back her tears...

Mummy's tears also threatened to spill at Meiru's speech...

*ahem*...Papa not paying attention to Meiru's speech was distracted by my camera...

Eventually, her tears still betrayed her...streaming down her face uncontrollably...

Sisterly love...people...the bond they shared is definitely beyond words...

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The wedding dinner was definitely getting more emotional by the mins...

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I wonder if I will also shed a tears or two at my brother's wedding...haha...

Meiru...the little girl whom I know since she's only four years old...

The little girl who will yell at the top of her lungs "JIEYING JIE JIE" whenever she spot me at sight...

It was only like yesterday when her sister and I tied her legs to the window grill while she is sleeping...(Then we both got a good dressing-down from the mother...haha)....

It was only like yesterday when the three of us were taking shower together... making a helluva mess in the bathroom... *Poor Auntie Ruby*

I reminisce the good old days when our parents take turn to send us to and fro from school...the tears...joy and laughter we shared during the journey...

And definitely thousands of words due to top it all off...

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And just in a blink of an eye...She is now the wife of her husband...and soon( I hope)...playing the role of mother to her child...

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I don't know If I told her...it was the most beautiful wedding I ever been to.

Of 2 who love each other, respect each other.

In fact, there was an odd sisterly pride as I watch her in such bliss.

It has been a long while since a wedding is able to touch me this much, I almost teared.

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And oh ya...Its so so true that very girl woman will look her best in her wedding gown...Meiru you are undeniably DA BOMB that night...

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Here you are...My heartfelt blessing to you both...Cheers to eternal love!

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So next and coming...

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Jeremy & Sylvia...07-07-2007

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Can't wait for that day... *Excited*

I can laugh no more...

OUCH...

*cough* Notice my complexion anot...smooth like toufu leh :D

Gonna braced for more funny glances thrown at me...

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Can someone tell me I'm gonna be fine :(

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Believed it anot...I DID NOT SPEND A SINGLE CENT DURING MY THREE DAYS STAY IN GUANGZHOU!

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Its amazing!! :D

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Even my foot massage ALSO CLAIMED COMPANY!!! Muahahaha...

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Everyday in Guangzhou...I was treated like a VVIP...I had chauffeur to drive me around...I had "big fish big meat" for every meal...

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Absolute shiok :D

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And did I tell you I took SQ for this business trip huh?

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I watched Happy Feet and Casino Royale during my flight :D...

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What happened to our Singapore girls huh? Why had the standard dropped so drastically over the years??

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Their face all machiam run over by lorry like that...

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In the past when people tell me their gf a SQ stewardess...I will deduced that she must be someone with appeal and good look...

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BUT...Definitely not now anymore...

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As its my first time paying visit to my China colleagues...I thought I had to get them something...

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You will not believed what I lugged to Guangzhou for them...

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3 boxes of Pandan Cake!!

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Hello! Branded one okie...From Bangawansolo hor!

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Its really pure hell having to handcarry my big ass D70s...an office laptop and... of course...my three boxes of pandan cake!! ALL BY MYSELF...

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I so yearn for my hubby :(

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With so many things to handcarry... its so dumb dumb that my luggage not even half filled...

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My bras so cute hor...Wacoal one okie :D

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We paid a mere RMB$156 for this hotel room...

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SIN$78 nia...What a steal can!
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Then the finest of my trip was unquestionably meeting up with my ex-colleagues from Oceansky...

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Its been a good old 5 years since I last saw them...and to see them again in a foreign land...is definitely not quite predictable and anticipated...

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I had them all looking flabbergasted, gasping in shock, to see me standing in front of them...with heartbeat and temperture :)

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See! I have pictorial evidence...Wendy can't stop grinning at my presence...

This one I see her almost every few mths...I also got her so excited and thrilled seeing me in GZ!

All the bitches don't look a day different from 5 years ago!

I am a lucky piece of shit...They invited me to luncheon in a posh posh reasturant, inside a VIP room okie...*toss hair*

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So, as to express my reciprocity... I helped them take truckload of passport photos :D...

This photo is taken only after like ...3rd try??!!

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Nobody knows how to use my D70s...:(

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I cropped away a big chunk... to have photos like that...

I had truckload of photos...but all without moi...so I guessed you won't be interested :)

Thats only 1/4 of our fabric mill...you have to drive around to get to the other parts of the mill!

Even humongous to describe our fabric mill is an understatement I tell ya!

I held on to my breath while walking down the fleet of stairs...its narrow and slippery...and the side handles are merely at my waist... And I'm not even 1.55Meters tall

Scary you bet...and I heard a tad too many stories about accidents in the factory...how workers lose grip...and fell down...*glup*

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These are known as greige fabric...raw fabric before you send for colour dyeing...

Obviously these are dyed fabric!

People...a knitting machine...

I dunno if they are greige yarns...or what...aiya...I say so much you also dunno...

As if you are interested to know what all these tanks about lor...

Sewing department of Oceansky...

These are how the print of your shirts are done! Kundu!

Oh...I would love to work in this department... - Packing dept...where I can...you know...chunk a piece or two garments into my bag and lug home :D

My Korean buyers...

*Ahem* The guy at the far right hand side is boss's son...Only *count fingers* 26 years old nia...

Not handsome lah...but at night...switch off the lights...can lah...FILTHY RICH LEH!!

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Too bad I'm 29...and ish married with a girl :(((

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Haha...I think I have fetish for fat plump guy....he is uber cute can... :D

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I nearly fall asleep blogging this entry...haha....

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Its a yawn-inducing business trip lor...what do you expect...

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Eh...Stay tune to my next entry okie...An uber sweet...uber heart-warming wedding I've ever attended...

Wedding of someone whom I know since she's four years old...

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Don't ditch me and my blog k!