Thursday, April 13, 2006
I ULTRA angry tdy...
1st incident that pissed me off:
I guess everybody know its raining this morning.......however it only started raining when I was in the midst of my way to work, suay right....meaning I didn't carry a brollie with me...So I sms hubby...hoping to gain some empathy (as I used to take cabbie to work lor, but now I'm taking bus, due to the infamous $400 haircut) or he saying something nice to me...Here is how the sms go:
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I guess everybody know its raining this morning.......however it only started raining when I was in the midst of my way to work, suay right....meaning I didn't carry a brollie with me...So I sms hubby...hoping to gain some empathy (as I used to take cabbie to work lor, but now I'm taking bus, due to the infamous $400 haircut) or he saying something nice to me...Here is how the sms go:
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Moi: "Shacks!! Its raining, no brollie and I'm still in bus!!!"
You guess what he replied me...
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He: "So sorry, can't help you!"
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Nabaiz CCB!!! %^&$#@%&&**........Argggggg.......I tell you.....he is going to talk to my hand for the next few days!!!
I was actually expecting something like:
He: Oh lah lah lah...Buy you Tiffany after work tdy k......
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Wahahahaha.....I know...DREAM ON......
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FINE....this is still peanut...wait till you hear the 2nd incident that really boil my blood...that you can get scald by touching moi!!!!
So after I alighted the bus....I quickly find a "target".... took a deep deep breath...put on a fake smile, and ask a lady with a brollie:" Excuse me....Can you pls shelter me across the road?"
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Her reply:" CANNOT"
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and she just walked away.....WAH LAU EH!!!!......she really left me startle with my jaws dropped to the floor man!!!!! I NEVER expected "CANNOT" as a replied lor...*Palm forehead*....
I still cannot find a valid reason why she would reject me...Oh ya...*Snap finger*... Must be either:
- Moi looking too darn gorgeous that arouse her feeling "green" ....
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-Must be bf rejected her request on bed last nite, that resulted in her foul mood...Hur Hur Hur....
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Tell me the first reason is of higher possibility....Muahahahaha....
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For a moment...How I wished some eagles or hawks will fly pass and take her brollie away.....Picture it....Wakakakaka...*Evil Grin*....
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So I LPPL lor....run my way back to the office in my 3-inch wedges...Panting like I am hving a I'm-going-to-die-anytime asthma attack...even 5 mins later in my seat.....
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ARGGGGGGGGGGG....what a way to start my day...... *pout pout*
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Why no hunks offer to shelter me too....so sad leh...Are they all blind...to notice a drop-dead gorgeous lady running in the rain.....*Roll eyes*....
Just don't understand my acute affinity with all the weird people and things happening to me this week....*Ponder*...