Muahahaha....I nearly fell off my chair when I found this photo inside my computer.......
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Pls tell me thats not me..........
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I refused to acknowledge thats me....
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Tell me that you still reckon I'm drop-dead-gorgeous......*Bite lips*....
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I don't miss a single bit of my pregnancy......the thoughts of going through another pregnancy just bring shivers down my spin......
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Hmmmm.....the only thing I miss ....mayb only the SIZE of my boobs....Wakakakaka.....BUT.... not my boobs as a whole!
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Why leh....you may ask.....cause not only your boobs "grow"....your tits also "grow" lor.... Its sooooo ugly you will never wanna know how disgusting it look.....If you are sooooo inquisitive....go take 50 cent coin.......colour the coin black or ultra dark brown and stick it on your boobs.....*snap finger* thats how it looks .......^_____^...............INCREDIBLY DISGUSTING!!!!
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Don't dream of keeping your pink tits during pregnancy huh......FYI....Pregnancy will induce dark pigments into your skin lor......causing your pinky tits to turn "rusty brown".......YUCKS!!! ...AND...... your armpit is not spared frm the dark pigment either!!! Imagine......one patch dark dark there, when you lift up your arm to wave at the waiter.......Utterly UNGLAM!!!!!
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After birth......The dark pigment for me did improve......however I never regained my orginal 20 cent tits.....its now $1 dollar coin size ......of course minus the ba-gua shape lah! Wah liew! A ba-gua shape tits....Buahahahahahahaha.............
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Wanna stay pretty.....don't get pregnant......^_____^....Its seriously no fun.....
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Priscillious with BIG boobs...Muahahahaha.....
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How I wished someone can come up with some incubator, and let the foetus "grow" inside....just like how they hatch eggs....^____^ ..........That will be awesome!!! Save us woman frm all the inconvenience and hassle of pregnancy!!!! Yeahhhh!!!!
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Or better still.... let the man do the job! ....^_____^....

