Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Just when I thought I've no blogging material for the day...
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I dropped the toilet key inside the toilet bowl... =D...
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Great! Toilet key inside the toilet bowl...(wahhh...it rhymes purrrrfectly =D ...)
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Drowning in a pool of urine that reads my DNA somemore... =D
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I gave the key a death stare...my heart hammering...I can even hear...
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I started scanning around the small cubical like a squirrel searching for a nut...looking for any prop I can used to fish out the key...
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Its just 3 walls...one door...a toilet bowl that I see...scanning the cubical for the 5687458745 times...
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I looked at my *cough* dainty hand ... and shudder at the thought....
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YUCKS can...
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The thought itself is... nauseating...
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BUT...what other options do I have...YOU TELL ME...YOU TELL ME...
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Tick Tock...Tick Tock...Tick Tock...
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Now...its time for a life-and-death decision...
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I had to struggle for the longest time in my life to make up my mind...its tormenting I tell you...
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Tick Tock...Tick Tock...Tick Tock...
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FCUK LAH I WLIL JSUT BOLODY HLEL FSIH THE KEY WTIH MY HNAD...IF THE KEY IS SLTIL BOLODY HLEL IN THE TEIOLT BWOL AEFTR I FUSELHD...
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NO WAY I'M FISHING THE KEY WITH MY NAKED HAND WITHOUT FLUSHING!!!
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So...I flushed...and the damn key still lying motionless inside...*&^%())*&(*&
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I closed my eyes...scrunched up my face tightly...dipped my hand in...
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Everybody...together....YUCKSSSSSS....
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I felt like I was being raped by a Bangala can...
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As fast as lightening (or even faster)...I dashed out of the cubical...threw the nauseating key into the basin...on the tap at full blast...and let the water run on it...
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While I at the other basin...pump out all...as in literally... ALL... the hand wash detergent and scrub my hand...arm... with all my mighty might...as though an insane Sars patient came and split saliva on me...
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You are wrong if you think the story just ends here...
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Hahahaha...the best part is...My colleague was waiting for the key to the toilet...
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Suay colleague: Eeee...why the key so wet...
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Moi: *Swiftly...without even blinking my eyes* Orhhh...I dropped the key into the basin lor...
I almost died surpressing my laughter can...I'm so evil...Hahaha...
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Sure got karma one =( ...
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But to think back...Shouldn't I count my blessing that I was peeing instead of pooing... =D ...
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Imagine this...
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Suay Colleague: Eeee...why the key got brown brown one...
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Moi: *Swiftly...without even blinking my eyes* Orhhh...the key rusty lah...
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Hahahaha....
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Oei...don't shun when you see me leh...
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Shake hand lah...=D
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I very friendly one...you no no meh... =D
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I fished the key with my right hand anyway =D ...
