Thursday, September 28, 2006
Damn...its that time of the month again...
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*mutter*FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT...
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And did I tell you I'm wearing white bermudas??
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Well done...
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Keep me in your prayers...I don't wanna walk around with a "Japanese flag" at the back of my bermudas...
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I think I'm under curse...Curse to always travel with a bleeding pussy...
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Looking at the calender...I'm gonna get it during my Shanghai trip...just like I got it during the recent Phuket trip...
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How fun! To bring truckload of pads with me...and not to mention toilets in China are all notoriously downright filthy...you would rather 1) Pee in your pants... 2) Pee in the open and get caught by police...3) Burst your bladder and just die...then to visit them...
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Toilets in China have no doors (oh...how nice...you can wave and say hi to your friend in the midst of your business =D) No flush (I shall not tramatize you with the "juicy" explicit descriptions you see in the obnoxiously-looking toilet bowl)...no toilet paper... (hallelujah praise the lord if you forgot to bring your own tissues...either you air dry or let your panty do the job)...floor so wet, you can no longer differentiate if its water or urine...YUCKS!! YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP AND NOT STEP ON MOI...I REALLY DUNNO WHAT I WILL DO TO YOU...Last but not least... the ammonia pungent, I tell you... so overwhelming...you have to just either 1) cease breathing... OR 2) continue breadthing and suffer servere brain damage due to ammonia intoxication...
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How to go China with a bleeding pussy like that...YOU TELL ME...
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Does anyone knows if there is any prescription to advance your menses cycle? As in...let your menses come in advance before the trip??
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I know there are prescription that delay the cycle...BUT...I don't think I will enjoy my trip with a bloated stomach...full of blood waiting to be "unleashed"...
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Can I just go to any GP for prescription or I have to visit a gynae huh??
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Its imperative I had this resolved before my Shanghai trip...I HAD ENOUGH OF MY BLEEDING PUSSY... ABROAD!
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Why the man don't have leaking penis?? Leak whatever also can lah...as long as its leaking once a month...
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Who the hell says god is fair...
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LIKE THAT...WHERE GOT FAIR...
