See...your daughter so nice lah...help you to remove your hideous eyebags and wrinkles... make you look at least 10 years younger in the photo =D ...

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Look at what we had prepared for him...

Its an absolute insult if you think I bought these shirts for Dad can...

For christsake...its so god damn bloody obvious (its so uncle)...its his wife who bought them can...and $89.90 per piece is such a ripped off lor...for what...Goldlion??!!

Merlion I know lah...

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Mama even shamelessly instructed me to leave the price tag alone...so that Dad will know how expensive it is...

*Palm forehead*

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My mama so the no class can...

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This may be a mediocre looking piece of Birthday card...

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BUT...

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Its conveying the exact words we wanna tell Dad...Its purrrrfect =)

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Harlo...It took me a painstaking one hour...scrutinizing 38264929785764 cards on the rack...to find the perfect one... You think its so easy is it??

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We are dating him to go online tonight (In case you no no...My dad is in China) ...

Thur' the marvel of webcam...he gonna hear us sing him B'day song...see the pretty durian cake we bought him...then cut the cake on his behalf...and most importantly...eat and enjoy the cake on his behalf...and...

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*Purrrrrrt* SAVE THE FART FOR HIM!!!

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*Laugh till roll on floor*

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I know...I'm so filial lah ....I'm sure Dad wants me as his daughter in his next life...next next life...and next next next life...till no more life...

Muahahahahaha....

DADDY...YOU KNOW WE STILL LUB YOU DEEP DEEP RIGHT =D ...

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Oeiiii...I'm skipping my yoga class tonight just to celebrate your birthday online leh...

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See...I so good girl...you gonna sponsor me go Europe hor hor hor...=D