Tuesday, December 12, 2006
I sms hubby "Call me once everything ok"...
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In a snap of a finger...my hp buzz...
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Me: So how?? (Making sure my conversation is audible to everybody in office)
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Hubby: OK lor...Doctor say her throat is fine...Aurea (my maid) can go home...no need to be hospitalised...
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Me: (very loudly) Ohhhh...like that huh...then ok lor...I meet you at TTS once my work is done...
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Hubby: (extremely puzzled...not knowing a clue of what I was scamming) Huh?? What talking you?? We are on the way home leh...
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Me: OK lah...I know...I know...I will try to be there early...Bye...
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Hubby: Oeiiii....What the...
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*click*...I cut off the line...summon all the muscles in my face to look intensely worried...and turn to my boss...
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" Errrr...Boss...sorry leh...my hubby just called to say my maid need to be hospitalised...they found something in her throat lah...and I need to rush down to TTS to ward her in..."
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Boss is so
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Can I laugh??
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Muahahahahahahaha...
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I'm sure one dead meat if he ever gonna read my blog...=p
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What to do...I've drain dry my AL for my Phuket and Shanghai trip...Remember??
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I only have a pathetic 7 days AL for 365 days...WHERE GOT ENOUGH??!!
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And I'm scamming to join my best friend's gown fitting...and not for some nonsensical reasons...
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I reckon I should still be norminated "Best employee of the year" can...
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*choke at own saliva*
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I've already been a horrible bitch of a friend...I thought that's the least I can do for her...=(
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Speaking of her gown...I TELL YOUUUUUUU...
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The gown is really out of the world...I swear I've never seen a gown that gorgeous or stunning...that even spectacular is an understatement...I was so mermerized by the sight...I had to collect my jaws on the floor and Ohmigod was all I managed to utter when I first saw it...
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Its so so true...a woman really looks her best in her wedding gown...
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Her husband-to-be must have reaped loads of good karma to have garner such a wonderful woman as wife...
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That lucky bastard...I tell you...
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'Hahaha...Hubby getting his
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I shall be a good wife today...tomorrow and ok lah...the day after tomorrow (read: Giving him his regular dose of blowjob) and ask him buy me a Nikon D70 for X'mas...=D
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Aiyo...Men are such simple creatures lah...just let them think from their sex organ...Everything also ok one...
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So ladies...Let your mouth get you what you want for this X'mas...
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Plus its pregnancy paranoid free using your mouth somemore...
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Its killing two birds with one stone can...
