Friday, December 01, 2006
We had no duvet to cover yesterday night...All thanks to me...
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Well...You see...Its that time of the month...and for some reason...I forgot its that time of the month(Oh! What's new??)...I use a panty shield (yeah...right) instead of the big fat sanitary pad...
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And...ITS MY 2nd DAY SOMEMORE...
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Obviously...I ended waking up in a pool of bloody blood...
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I. IS. HOPELESSLY. STUPID...
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I shan't tramatize you with the "juicy" explicit descriptions of the aftermaths...
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I had already feed the trashbin with my bloody panty =D ...
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That lucky trashbin I tell ya...
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The rain today hasn't been helpful as much I love rainy days...
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How to dry my
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I can't help but wonder if my maid is cursing behind my back while clearing the bloody mess...
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Or maybe she is already in a midst, making a voodoo doll of me...and conjuring up some really creative names and methods of ending my life...
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*glup*
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*heaves a big sigh*
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Till there is cure for stupidity...
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I really have no idea what's next...
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Disclamier: Well...In case my maid subject me to a creatively tourturous death...I've just altered my will and named Mr Timothy Lim Fang Jie to take over my blog in lieu of my death...or...impending loss of memory (I'm quite sure)
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And hence...self-explainary of the below fugly-doll-man-dick entry...
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Thank you...
