Wednesday, February 07, 2007
It was all quiet in the Yoga room...that slience begun humming in my ears...
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I found myself a place just beside the instructor...
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I didn't have my dinner...
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I was hungry...
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My stomach then decided to protest by giving out an audible angry growwwwwl...
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The dead slience in the room definitely didn't help...the angry growl was like amplified with a Dolby Surround Sound system!!!
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And to make things worst...the ingenious (pun intended) instructor beside me blunted :
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"Wow...thats a loud one..."
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And no...that idiot didn't stop there...he went on...
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"Oh...its okie...Who don't fart..."
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And that twat thought he was really funny...HE TURN TO SHOOT ME A (^____*) !!
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WAHHHHH RAOOOOOOOOO EHHHHHHH...
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By shooting me that (^___*) ... its as good as telling the whole darn class..."YEAH RIGHT...ITS HER...LET'S ALL POINT AND LAUGH AT HER..."
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And...for christsake...NING BU didn't even fart in the first place can...
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You bet...I'm definitely bursting with indignity...
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I would be really grateful if he had shot me dead with a gun instead...
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My self-esteem is now badly bruised can *sob fat salty tears*
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I will NEVER...EVER...find a place next to an instructor...and yesh...you are right...I'm so gonna boycott that twat from now on...
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I hope he does yoga and kick his own fucking balls...
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And my oh-so-depressing story continues... as I proceed to take my shower after the mins-that-felt-like-hours yoga class ended...
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Everybody and everything in the yoga center seems to be on a mission to infuriate the hell outta me...
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NING BU's TEH-KOR dropped on the floor while I was retrieving my towel!!
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HELLLLO!! EXCUSE ME!! The floor is not only wet...but very wet can...
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I then wore my jeans without my teh kor...
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OUCH...
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No...I didn't tell hubby who drove me home... I was without teh kor...
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Wait he cannot concentrate driving...
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Very dangerous you know...
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Can somebody tell me...Why I so suay huh :( ...
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A little of digression...
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I lao sai thrice this morning...My asshole is now like on fire...*OUCH*...
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I suspect the oatmilk I drank this morning had passed the expiry date...
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I hope I can find some Poh Chee Wan in the office first-aid box...
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Please keep me and my asshole in your prayers...
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Thank you very the much...
