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See lah...backside itchy...now I have scars scattered all over my face and neck...and notice the obvious one on the shoulder... :(
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Did I tell you on the day I bought my scar heal...I had my purchase tumbled from my grasp, then sending all kinds of embarrassing things scattering across the floor...
When I say embarrassing things...I mean *ahem* condoms...12 pieces...the biggest pack somemore...
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Then of all people...It has to be a school boy in his uniform helping me to pick up that 12 pieces condom pack...
Really an epitome of Oh-My-God-Pls-Kill-Me-Pls situation...
I swear I would cease breathing and die right there!
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WHERE IS MY SPIDERMAN AND SUPERMAN??!!
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Anyway...to think back...Its just condom can...
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HELLO! I practice safe sex...I'm so proud of myself CAN CAN CAN!
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Oh...Why I'm the one buying condom?
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*snort a laughter* Simply because hubby no balls to buy...
Yesh...Please do me a favour...to point and laugh at him the next time you see him...Thank you!
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I mean "accident" once(read: The existence of Ms Tenia Tok)...is suffice to make me learn my lesson...
To wear the rubber faithfully...devotedly ...dutifully and obediently.
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Say yes to safe sex...Will ya?

