I will never understand why my bowel system will be thrown into disarray everytime I go abroad...
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EVERY TIME LOR!
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This time...I constipated for 5...I repeat F-I-V-E whole gracious days...that I'm killing myself with my own fart...
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Finally...It was sooooo orgasmic when I feel "them" gushing out...you know...almost like water from a burst dam...
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For a moment, I was so worried that I might choked the bowl with my 5 days worth of...smelly shit...haha...so smelly hor...I reckon its lethal enough to kill all crawling insects within 5 kilometers the vacinity...
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I feel so light now...The statistic on the weighing machine should be pretty when I weigh myself tonight :D
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Apart from my constipation, my Taiwan trip was pretty *cough* rewarding...
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Day one - I touched down around 6pm...reached my *smug* 5-star hotel at 7pm after an exorbitant NT$1130 (SIN$60) cab ride.
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Lucky under company account...or I reckon I might just commit a first degree murder if I have to pay from my own pocket...
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With speed of lightning...My retail therapy kickstart with an appointment at Shilin night market...as usual...the place was filled to the brim with people flowing out on the street...and its not even a weekend to begin with...
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The effervescent of the place still so breathakingly vivid in my mind...if only we had such a big scale night market here :(...
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And as much as I heart shopping at Shilin...I merely lagged back a pair of shoes for myself that night...
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I ish loser :( ...I'm lost in the dizzying array of merchandises...I simply have no idea what to buy.
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Day two - I had meeting with my buyer from 10.30am to 9pm ... I-N-C-E-S-S-A-N-T-L-Y apart from the one hour lunch break!
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Absolute crazy! 3/4 of the time I sat there despondently and was running in my head to think of one remotely clever thing to say....any darn tales that would allow me to leave early...
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Only to realise there is no way in the whole wide world they'd let me leave...
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I refused to bow down to any adversities...I was on a Must-go-Xi-Men-Ding-or -die-a-horrible-death mission...
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The fucker cabbie driver gave me a delightful ray of assurance that Xi-Men-Ding will not be closing any time near midnight...
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MY LEFT FOOT LOR...the asshole dropped me at Xi Men Ding only to witness half the place with shops behind closed door...
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I had such an incredible itch to shop...I was running from shop to shop that was left open, flustering like a headless chicken...
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I ish amazing...I still managed to lug back ...yet another pair of shoes :D...I crown Taipei my paradise for shoes I tell ya, and some random necklace...hairband and bla bla bla...
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I only lament if I had more time on hand to shop...I might just buy back the whole of Taipei...
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Hubby is a lucky man...I didn't broke our bank account.
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Day 3 - Hubby and Tenia waiting for me with arms outstretched and a billion kisses in store at Changi airport arrival hall...
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Haha...why no pictures??
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WAH BIANG......I almost died racing with time to shop...that fishing out my camera from the bag had also became a chore you know...
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Taipei...get ready the red carpet...LAO NIANG WILL BE BACK!
