Tuesday, June 26, 2007
See how she tried to mimic me using my D70s...squinting her eyes...when there is no viewfinder to begin with...'
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CUTE?
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PUI!
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Not so cute when she deleted ALL the photos in the memory card that I wanted to develop for friends
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Angry can!
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CUTE? My left foot huh...Cute...
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Not yet eat rotan this fella!
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Saturday...
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Dive straight to bestie's of 21 years...I repeat again... 21 years...new nest after my work... with agenda to 1) discuss gatecrashing ideas (secondary) ...2) Work as coolies (primary)
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Her house is one of the most unique concept I came across.
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She had allocated 20% of her hall to the kitchen...50% as dining area...leaving a miserable 30% as hall.
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Tell me...how unique is that...
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The couple passion for food...or rather pastries...is definitely outta our imagination... They are already anticipating truckload of time to be spend in the kitchen and dining area...
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Luckily they are still sane to leave the bedroom alone...'
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This is not even inside the bathroom can. Its outside the bathroom...part of the bedroom.'
How brillant is that...The couple need not lom chiam pass to use the basin :D
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My pictures aint doing the house any justice. Its definitely far more impressive in reality!
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The cause of us being coolies...Guess what's the wooden spoon for...
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Ya! To knock your head! *roll eyes*
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Its their wedding favour people :)
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Got significance behind it can...
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It all happened on one bright sunny day... As usual, the bride-to-be -Sylvia was busy prancing around the kitchen with a wooden spoon in her hand... then for some reason... she accidentally (or purposely...I not sure lah) lose grip of the wooden spoon, and dropped it on the floor.
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Just as she was about to bend down and pick up the wooden spoon... the groom-to-be-Jeremy appeared from no where and picked it up for her...
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Their eyes met...and love blossom from that very moment...
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OK...Fine! I fabricated that part...
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The wooden spoon actually symbolised their passion for food and pastry, and its because of this passion...that their love was given a chance to bloom.
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So... now you know why.
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Saw the pile of ribbons? You think it comes in strip?
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My left foot lor! They come in roll, we have to manually cut them into strips of 50cm...'
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450 strips people...FOUR HUNDREDS AND FIFTY STRIPS I BEG YOUR PARDON...
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I don't call ourselves coolies for nothing...Everybody busy working their tits off...
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Those with no nimble fingers are to cut the ribbon into strips, while the rest to tie the ribbon on the wooden spoon.
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Tying a ribbon sound like the easiest job on earth.
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But to tie a nice one seriously require some aptitude...
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See what I mean? '
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Hopefully the hard work behind the wedding favour will be deeply appreciated by the guests...
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OK...enough of the wooden spoons and ribbons...
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Now...The gatecrashing ideas *evil grin*
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Due to time constraint...we only have a mere 35mins to make a mincemeat out of the groom...
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And too bad...lao niang now is very lazy to share the explicit details with you...
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You know lah the usual singing...dancing...Q&A...wasabi...inescapable one...
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Wah...You know hor...I did my goggle search on gatecrashing ideas...and I chance upon this one...
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To dip the tampon in a Ribena, and make the groom suck dry...
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WAH LAO EH!'
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I reckon I'm a very disgusting person by nature...I also find this one...a tad too overwhelming gross to adopt the idea...
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I reckon I'm a very disgusting person by nature...I also find this one...a tad too overwhelming gross to adopt the idea...
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Utterly YUCKS!
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Nonetheless...
Jeremy...you are so gonna be one dead meat I tell ya...MUAHAHAHAHAHA ---> Ultimate evil grin can
I so look forword to 7th July 2007 :D
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Sunday...
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Little Bryan celebrates his 1st year old at NTUC chalet :D
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Despite the joyous occasion...
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The Birthday Boy...
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was in the least joyous...
You see...
Pictorial evidence...
Still feeling sulky...
"Sorry...I not gay...I would very much prefer a real-size doll in sexy lingerie to a fugly bunny...Thanks!"
I don't want Mummy...I want my real size doll!!
Nope...I'm so not gonna smile for even a mille-centimeter till you get that real-size doll! '
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WHERE IS MY REAL SIZE DOLL ??? I WANT MY REAL SIZE DOLL!!!
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Haha...As much as I hate to admit I'm a sadist...I just get into fits of giggles at the photo of Bryan crying.
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If you don't know...You might just thought its Diva Rei b'day instead...
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I can never get enough of this Diva...
I ask the mother " Can I pinch her please?"
In which the mother replied : " Then can I box you anot?"
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It took every ounce of my willpower not to pinch Diva Rei...
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And what is a birthday without the cut cake ritual...
Sorry huh father Tay...Not that I don't like you...but I'm just not photoshop savvy enough to flip the cloud of thoughts away from your handsome face...
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Anyway...Happy 1st Birthday Bryan :D..
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Stay healthy always...and can you pls forget about your real size doll and smile abit more anot...
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People missing in action for quite some time can... I thought you might miss her...'
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Wah...FINALLY! THE END!
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ZERO! DUN HAVE! KO SONG! ZILCH! NIL! 没有! 零蛋! photo of moi!
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Lai...clap clap!
